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Hello Everyone! Theme is ready and must be setup with some mini changes so be serious with your bid ! im looking for someone who can setup a crypto exchange theme from themeforest, everything which you see in the theme should be functionable ! - website contains only fiat deposit system - no trading system or something like that no agents please, i will work only with coders ! all details will be shared via chat

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I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built.

I'm trying to find a code which is archived in Wayback machine site . A code which is related to rewriting or redirecting the page from live version by Java or CSS According to this university article Professional coders with experience please.

Looking for coder to complete an iOS build. Mostly finished but will need work on notification function and some modifications. You will be managed by another coder to help guide to quickest completion of project. Need to be skilled with iOS(Swift) and skills with Firebase Those with advanced skills (creating unique camera filters, ...with iOS(Swift) and skills with Firebase Those with advanced skills (creating unique camera filters, for selfies and video) (Skills with coding "follow" features for social media) in android and ios may be able to receive piecemeal projects going forward. This is not however any guarantee of monthly contract or long term work. Company is small, with no current profits, so looking for capable coders who understand this. Looking to pay 1...

Need coders experienced with BigCommerce integration. I need a script / Program to update the inventory automatically in Big Commerce website. You have to read inventory data from an XML file (url will be provided) and match the products in XML file and update inventory in BigCommerce website. There will be 2 separate kinds of XML files and both will need to be processed to update inventory in BigCommerce website. Since the number of products are large, the total products will be divided into batches of approx 1000 products per file. You will need to create a script/program that can be run as a schedule task or cron job. The inventory file XML format will be shared with the winning coder. You will need to tell us what information you need about our BigCommerce website. Exp...

Hello coders, I have a reactjs prototype running and I need someone to code the register+login auth with the most security steps possible, password need to be salt, md5, anyway. In attachment you can see all fields I need, type, requirement, mask. No plans to do everything in same screen, split in 3 steps. DB: mysql tables provided by me.

I want to make a game like CoinMaster. It should have Database, matchmaking server. I need a team of good graphic designers, coders that can write code for the game client and also for the server part, and also someone who knows databases really well. The game is similiar to this one : The budget for this game depends on how the work is done. Correct and prompt work will be paid better.

Hi There, Have a look at this: How much would you charge for something like this and how long will it take? ...dit?usp=sharing How much would you charge for something like this and how long will it take? Kindly note, just like most people, we are also affected by Covid so a fair price would be definitely appreciated. We are planning to continue this project so when things get back to normal, then we can get back to a more 'average market' rate. Kind regards. PS: Eastern European and North American coders only. We are looking for a long term partnership and someone we can eventually make part of our team (Remote or In-House). That's why we need someone from North America or Eastern Europe.

We run 5 PYO Pumpkin Patches in the UK. We want to develop a pamphlet/ book that gives people information about a number of things from the lifecycle of a Pumpkin to recipes, crafts and decorating to other uses. We also want to share jokes, activities etc. This is a light hearted and fun project aimed at children and their parents / caters. We have a lot of the content and need it arranging and writing into an enjoyable package. See

I have a list of bugs to be completed and only work via remote. I would like a sample task before we start the list. happy bidding :)

...site , located on a VPS, which runs VestaCP. I have added some Google Adsense code to various pages, such as this one: where the ads show up OK. But on some other pages, like this one; the ads don't show at all. This is one of the codes I am using. <script data-ad-client="ca-pub-27377560053xxxxx" async src=""></script> Here is another code; <script async src=""></script> <!-- jokes pages --> <ins class="adsbygoogle" style="display:block" data-ad-client="ca-pub-2737756005xxxxx" data-ad-slot="4247144571" data-ad-format="auto" data-

Need a Core PHP Developer to work on my existing projects. You need to work on Teamviewer remotely on my screen. Indian Time – 3 PM to 11 PM We have a travel portal in PHP/MySQLI If you have good experience in it then please participate. We need 3 good experienced developers. The present work is for a week. Indian coders will be preferred. New freelancers, please excuse.

...are having to look after their kids for the first time during the day time when they would usually be at work and the kids would be in school being looked over by teachers. Parents are now getting annoyed and frustrated with having to spend all of this time with their kids and stuck at home with their kids so many of them have been posting about it in a serious way and others have been making jokes and posted funny memes or posts about it on social media. I need someone that can search social network like Facebook, Instagram and twitter for these posts from parents about how much they: 1. ) now appreciate teachers because they understand what teachers have to go through 2. are annoyed or frustrated with their children 3.) Want their children to go back to school and for sch...

Hi, I would like to chat to you about a comment I saw you made: I have GRINDR App Clone done for IOS+android with Website. Check in PMB Thanks! Keen to know more, as I am planning on doing something similar. Can we set up a chat?

...firefox browser. would like to compile with upload button and list the uploaded file after. The repo should have what you need to finish. should take less than 4 hours to complete for experienced programmer. programmer must have compiled a emscripten c++ example before applying for the job. have had 2 coders apply without knowing what emscripten is. example button code EM_JS(void, initfn, (), { var button = ('input'); = "file"; = "true"; = "btn btn-info"; var ul = ('ul'); (button); (ul); });

Hi, i´m searching a programmar who have expieriences in facebook programmation. More Details in a private messages. Then we talk about the project and a fix price

I am looking for someone who has experience with phpbb forum file system. I have an extension with the AWS S3 api, already built and integrated. but the extension needs 3 upgraded features. I am hoping to get quotes from freelance coders who are familiar with phpbb forum local file system and the AWS S3 api. Work I am looking to get done:- 1: - The S3 extension does not delete thumbnails from local server after upload, This is leading to a mass file build up on local server. S3 is already fully integrated and uploads are visiable from S3, but thumbnails that are saved to local server need to be deleted automatically after S3 upload. 2: - The S3 extension is only built for the phpbb attachments file system. I am looking to further integrate the extension to cover the avatar direc...

Hi Seem Coders Tecnologia, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

I need a developer with front and back end skills. I have all the necessary content for completion. The main focu...feel of the current website must remain the same only improved. Donuttimes.com. I would like to have it finish as quickly as posible. I will pay $200.00 for the completion of the publication is parody of the NY Times all about having fun with donuts and we do not sell donut, and will not sell donuts. But donuts are America’s favorite fun food that the public loves to enjoy all the jokes, cartoons, selfies, etc related to donuts. That is why this newspaper is entirely devoted to the donut. The public loves their donuts to the tune of almost a billion a month, with thousands of places that sell them. Enclosed is a sample layout of what the home page would look lik...

...description: Master Ky is based on the 1930s Cartoons, (i.e Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Betty Boop, etc.) the 1960s Anime (i.e Pokemon, Digimon, Dragonball Z, etc.) and the 1980s action Cartoons. (i.e Thundercats, He-Man, She-ra, etc.) As well as the early 2000s shows. (i.e Teen Titans, Avatar The Last Airbender, Justice League, etc.) Mixed in with action and humor with shows of today. (No butt jokes/Fart jokes/Twerking or dumb, random humor I promise. Also no stupid, meaningless action either. I.e they use their powers over some waffles/Stupidity etc.) The show is about a young boy who is 7 years old named Kyzer who finds a Scepter (The Scepter of Heroes) from a meteor on a pedestal on the way back from school With his friend Nickolando. Crowds of people tried to pick it ...

Our client is wanting a logo for his home renovations and general contracting business. He is a sole proprietor and independent contractor. His company specializes in: - ...Should look clean and crisp at any resolution. The company name is also the domain name which will be provided to the selected coder. Our experience on Freelancer has shown that there are always an overwhelming number of bids that are auto-generated and coders who can't be bothered to read the project description. We are looking for coders who have already completed a number of projects with positive reviews. Therefore, to demonstrate that you have taken the time to actually read everything in this project description, ONLY THOSE coders that reply with the words "RENO" will be ...

I need vb.net / c# based coders 1) this is long term project , if u are friendly , skilled and dedicated to my project u will be awarded life time 2) i like students and new freelancers 3) nature of the work , automation and small to mid level tools , algorithms etc..... 4) languages , major(vb.net) , sub(c#) , optional (vb6) 5)i will pay 12,000 rupees per month 6) 7-8 hrs daily support needed , 6 days , flexible u can work on your own time schedule 7) no confusion - i dont care u are newbie - i need skilled and dedicated hard workers 8) full friendly support - u will get sample codes , with proper technical guidance so just follow us and u will finish this project easily 9) multiple programmers needed , so if u dont like our project u can refer ur friends Please note before bidd...

We are a software development company and frequently outsource small tasks and projects. Need to build script to scrape pages of website. Experienced python coders required.

Hi Seem Coders Tecnologia, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

Hi Seem Coders Tecnologia, I noticed your profile and would like to offer you my project. We can discuss any details over chat.

...concert mini-documentary, with as much fun and cool vibe as possible. But due to the lack of high-quality audio recordings, only using the original voices/sounds can be very "dry". Whether to use the original versions of the setlist and how much to use is up to you, the wonderful and creative artists, as long as it satisfies the requirements. 5. Some of the jokes/funny moments in the recordings should be presented and the audio of these jokes can be mixed with the background music. 6. Raw video files: Dynamic Camera Recording: or Static Camera Recording: or

Need someone who can customize the Bold Upsell app so it looks more from proff. I have the standard popup now but want it to be more like this (photos) with the help of Custom HTML/css inside the app. I want my costumers to see what they already have in the cart so they can see how much the total am...want my costumers to see what they already have in the cart so they can see how much the total amount, as well as just give them 2 options: 1. Add to cart -- 2. No thanks button. And make it more nice and professional, because the standard looks like shit.. (picture nr 3 with the shoe wipes is the standard that i am using today) (the other two is inspiration. How it can be like and what other coders have made before) I wont pay much for this because it`s a easy job for those who...

I need some basic backtesting code written in Jupyter notebook using a basic framework i have. Takes historical data from Yahoo/other sources. Uses exisiting data from Finta. Use a back testing algo/code (i have this) to provide results of certain trading strategy i can go through with anyone interested. looking for experienced coders/have ability to write/find from internet good standard coding. I am a professional trader looking to code some ideas. This canot be an expensive project....for now. I just need basic template written that pulls in the data and allows me to play with the back test/variables.

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I need you to develop some software for me. I would like this software to be developed as a test before we can actually hire you, this is a simple task. good luck!

I'm looking for an EXPERT ebook writer to write 8000 words of <dad jokes>. The "Jokes" need to be original and plagiarism free Applicant need to send me at least 2 example of the jokes to better evaluate your writing skills, if you can't, just don't waste my time. $80 for the whole project Full payment upon completion 7 days upon project acceptance Upon completion, you agree to me having the full rights to the ebook and its content Applicant must familiar with amazon kindle book formatting.

I need vb.net / c# based coders 1) this is long term project , if u are friendly , skilled and dedicated to my project u will be awarded life time 2) i like students and new freelancers 3) nature of the work , automation and small to mid level tools , algorithms etc..... 4) languages , major(vb.net) , sub(c#) , optional (vb6) 5)i will pay 7000 - 10,000 rupees per month 6) 4 hrs part time support needed , 6 days , flexible u can work on your own time schedule 7) no confusion - i dont care u are newbie - i need skilled and dedicated hard workers 8) full friendly support - u will get sample codes , with proper technical guidance so just follow us and u will finish this project easily 9) multiple programmers needed , so if u dont like our project u can refer ur friends Please read =&...

It is a collection of games based on emotions. All 3D. We already have coders, we just need people to do the models and animation.

Looking to develop a mac application for Mac Mail on Mac OSX as a plugin. Fairly simple project that should not take long in 2 packages.

Need 2 HTML pages in Italian exactly similar to a website in USA version. Need to get this done in 1-2 hours. Only serious coders. Budget is fixed. Website -

Hello Coders, This job is only for Design and development experts. I would like to duplicate some other's website design to my website. Duplicate complete design and then some customization. I will help you with the design references. Here is the website to work - Only expert coders apply for this job.

we prefer student who actively participate in competitive events, coder should be expert in two language at least from the following c++/java/matlab/assembly . We are paying 0.7 usd per Q.(We Prefer Coder From PAKISTAN & African Region)

Install software and add save feature.

We have organized many developers in all sectors of design and mapping. We are looking for experienced coders. The pay will be based around how well the game preforms financially. The hourly rate will depend on ho well you code!!!!! Don't listen to the budget below, you could be paid more or less.

Hi there, not sure how this website works for reaching out to coders in the area. But ideally it would be good to zoom meet and discuss the app idea. However below is a quick interpretation of what I am looking to create: The intent is to create an IOS based app to track/quantify building renovations. It needs the ability to individually select size of rooms, which will then use a formula to calculate linear feet of baseboard, square footage of drywall/paint, square footage of flooring. Then the ability to find a local website (ex. home depot) and take dollar amounts for product selection and directly plug that amount into the formula. But it needs to have an override so you can still plug in a manual dollar amount. Thanks,

**This job is perfect and should be easy for anyone who has previously recreated Habbo Retro. ** There use to be this game called Virtual Magic Kingdom form 2005. It closed in 2008 and there have been remakes of the game. The original game was created by Sulake, who are the makers of Habbo Hotel. I would like to host my own recreated game on a separate server. I believe I have all the fil...Habbo Hotel. I would like to host my own recreated game on a separate server. I believe I have all the files required and I just need a coder who knows JavaScript / C++ to put it all together. This is an example of a remake: www.myvmk.com. Please contact and send your proposal after you have played the game. I believe this project will last up to 2 weeks, or even less than 3 days for expert co...

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...description: Master Ky is based on the 1930s Cartoons, (i.e Looney Tunes, Mickey Mouse, Betty Boop, etc.) the 1960s Anime (i.e Pokemon, Digimon, Dragonball Z, etc.) and the 1980s action Cartoons. (i.e Thundercats, He-Man, She-ra, etc.) As well as the early 2000s shows. (i.e Teen Titans, Avatar The Last Airbender, Justice League, etc.) Mixed in with action and humor with shows of today. (No butt jokes/Fart jokes/Twerking or dumb, random humor I promise. Also no stupid, meaningless action either. I.e they use their powers over some waffles/Stupidity etc.) The show is about a young boy who is 7 years old named Kyzer who finds a Scepter (The Scepter of Heroes) from a meteor on a pedestal on the way back from school With his friend Nickolando. Crowds of people tried to pick it ...

..."The joy of coding" (note: the motto should not be written in the logo) Purpose of the company: To bring people together from all over the world in an online community, and build amazing software solutions together. Logotype and graphical guidelines Our brand should communicate the joy of working together online on fun and interesting projects. Most people in the Codetroop community are coders (programmers), but also designers, product specialists and project managers. Everybody that got the skills to build amazing things are welcome to join. We are a community of people, not a faceless corporation. We value skills, passion and autonomy and the will to be part of a group and make an effort to have fun together. The logotype, colour scheme and graphics should r...

This is a big project and we are only looking for the best as this is advanced coding & need a lot of custom coding and integration with multiple plataform. We are willing to pay a good amount of money for this project to get it done efficiently & leave it 100% functional. We already have an example website for you to model after. Note: Please Only For Advance Coders and for those people Willing to Work in New York ( Eastern Time)

Software that needs to update documentation and some integration project that needed to modify base software

This is a big project and we are only looking for the best as this is advanced coding & need a lot of custom coding and integration with multiple plataform. We are willing to pay a good amount of money for this project to get it done efficiently & leave it 100% functional. We already have an example website for you to model after. Note: Please Only For Advance Coders and for those people Willing to Work in New York ( Eastern Time)

I have a Gaming Channel on Youtube and am looking to bring in someone to help with pumping out videos frequently. I am getting more and more requests and I cannot do it alone. I create fun, family friendly content and love adding in effects, jokes, and creating epic moments. Looking for somone who can create the same type of videos and make episodes (about 15-25min) for continuing series' and new games.

I tell jokes for a living. I need someone to find me GOOD jokes. I could do my own searching, but I hate that I need to read 20-40 jokes to find me a good one I think is funny. I do not need original jokes, just funny and I mean jokes that really make me laugh. I am thinking of paying $2-$5 for a joke I like. After a while, I would pay more, maybe double. If you have a decent accent and told me the jokes by voice it is best. Send me a funny joke, let's see if you know what funny is, then i will interview you