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...will need to produce a final design that is clean, modern and appealing to professionals in the tech industry. Your work will be the first thing they see, so it needs to captivate and pull them in. Let me know if you have any previous ebook design experience, especially within the technology or business realm. I am excited to see your creative take on this project! Would like the attached lead magnet that was designed for our eBook to be better. We feel like we should use more symbolism as opposed to cartoon characters. We want to use this smaller book to funnel leads into purchasing the full book, which should funnel the leads into using our platform. We think this needs a bit more seriousness and the graphics to be more tailored to the topic at hand. The selected individual n...

...my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elements together in a heartfelt and engaging way. Th...

...professional who is proficient in FEMM for a magnetostatic simulation. Below is the automatic description. Before that, a few words from myself. I need to setup a simulation that I will be able to run easily myself. I will need to import shapes from CAD and be able to chose materials (N52, N42 seem the first ones to try). I will need to measure field in mGauss in different points away from the magnet. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in FEMM: Experience in using this software for magnetostatic simulations is crucial. - Magnetic Field Distribution: The main goal of this simulation is to analyze and visualize the magnetic field distribution. You should have a good understanding of this aspect. - Materials Expertise: While I haven't specified the material to be used, prior e...

I'm seeking a talented freelancer to create a Lead Magnet and Sales Deck presentation. These materials serve to educate and inform industry experts about my business offerings. Key Responsibilities: - Designing a compelling Lead Magnet that educates and informs industry experts about my business. - Creating an engaging Sales Deck presentation that presents my business in a clear and compelling way to industry experts.

I am seeking a talented graphic designer to create a standout car magnet design, business cards, yard sign, for my roofing company. Key details for the design: - The primary element should be my company's logo, name and the word roofing next to it. - My phone number should stand out in the design as key contact information. - Please include that we are 'Restoration Experts, Insurance claim ' as part of our service offerings. - The magnet will be a die cut magnet so I do not want a square/rectangle/oval shape. - The yard sign will be a feather flag type like the one attached. An ideal candidate for this project will have experience designing for print materials and an understanding of how to make designs effective for a moving vehicle. In addition, e...

...my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elements together in a heartfelt and engaging way. Th...

...my friend. - Memories and Nostalgia: It should reminisce on the beautiful moments we've shared and the special memories we've made together. - Support and Encouragement: I'd like the letter to be a source of comfort and encouragement for my friend as they embark on this new chapter in their life. Specifically, I would like the letter to include: - Funny Memories: Our joyous moments and inside jokes that make us laugh. - Challenges We Overcame Together: The obstacles we tackled hand in hand, highlighting our resilience and friendship. - Personal Growth Moments: Times when we've supported each other's growth and stood by one another through thick and thin. I'm seeking a writer who can weave these elements together in a heartfelt and engaging way. Th...

Project: DESIGN now just THE FIRST PAGE of a 5-10 page PDF lead magnet titled "Ultimate Clinic Website Checklist: 37 Hacks to Attract New Patients." (Text provided later) Your Job: Design a visually appealing first page using Canva. Include our logo (provided), colors (provided), and the following elements: Title: Ultimate Clinic Website Checklist: 37 Hacks to Attract New Patients High-quality stock photo (royalty-free, clinic-related) Strong design principles (hierarchy, negative space, color theory). What We Offer: PRICE for a full PDF: $20 USD Exposure: All submissions reviewed for valuable feedback and portfolio exposure. How to Apply: Submit your first-page design as a high-resolution image file (PNG, JPG) created in Canva. Selection: We'll choose the mos...

I'm seeking a creative and funny comedy writer experienced in stand-up nurse comedy. I'm looking for a unique comedy set that revolves around nursing, emphasizing the daily routines and challenges nurses face, highlights interactions with patients, and incorporates inside jokes common within the nursing profession. This project needs to be accomplished as soon as possible. Professional experience in the healthcare sector or familiarity with nursing and hospital environments is a big plus. The ideal freelancer would exhibit strong narrative skills, humor understanding, and prompt delivery. Your creative input will be highly appreciated!

I am in need of a skilled professional to design and build a low RPM high-power permanent magnet generator. The generator should be capable of producing more than 10kW of power 24/7, driven by a water turbine. Key requirements and skills for this project include: - Experience in designing and building permanent magnet generators, particularly ones with high power outputs and low RPM. The end goal is to have a reliable, efficient, high-power generator that can be easily integrated with a water turbine for consistent power generation. Do you have the skills and experience needed for this project? If so, I'd love to discuss this opportunity with you further.

Mi objetivo es producir contenido atractivo y de alta calidad par...producir contenido atractivo y de alta calidad para mis plataformas de redes sociales, especialmente en TikTok y YouTube. Busco un diseñador gráfico, porfavor dime precio para cada producto: · Precio por portada de tiktok/reel · Precio por portadas de YouTube · Precio por pdf (lead magnet) · Precio por hora para trabajos varios. Os adjunto ejemplos de los trabajos en esta ficha. La persona seleccionada finalmente, tendrá un volumen mensual de 15 portadas tiktok, 8 portadas youytube, 8 lead magnet. Apreciaría mucho que me envíes una cotización detallada para cada uno de estos servicios antes del 1 de mayo de 2024, para que...

...Ascend Business Brokers' goals, target audience , and unique selling propositions in the business brokerage market. ClickFunnels Setup: Review and revise our optimize ClickFunnels account to maximise its perfmance for this task Funnel Design: Design and develop effective lead generation funnels tailored to potential business sellers, addressing their specific pain points and motivations. Lead Magnet Creation: Create compelling lead magnets such as industry reports, guides on buying/selling businesses, webinars, or other incentives to attract leads. Email Automation: Implement email automation sequences to nurture leads, provide valuable insights about the business selling process, and guide them through the sales funnel. Integration: Integrate ClickFunnels with Ascend ...

I need an expert who can provide a high-level overview of the electric motor industry, specifically focusing on AC motors, Permanent Magnet motors, High efficiency AC induction motors, and Industrial motors. The overview should cover these motors' market status in North America, Europe, and Australia. Skills and Experience: - Expert in market research and analysis. - Deep knowledge of electric motor industry. - Strong understanding of AC, Permanent Magnet, High efficiency AC induction, and Industrial motors. - Experience researching and presenting information on specific geographical regions including North America, Europe, and Australia. Your final report should clearly explain: - The current state of the market in the aforementioned regions. - Major players in thi...

I'm in need of a dedicated Sales Development Rep with a proven track record in cold email marketing. As part of the role, you'd specifically be working with Instantly, so experience with this tool is a must. Responsibilities: - Primarily focus on cold email marketing to generate leads in the mortgage industry. - Ultimately, ...- A strong understanding of the mortgage industry. - Proficiency in using Instantly. - Demonstrated ability to increase lead generation and improve conversion rates through cold email marketing. - Exceptional communication and persuasion skills. This is a full-time position, so you need to be ready to dedicate your time and effort to achieve the desired outcomes. Please include the term "Lead Magnet" in your reply to ensure you've re...

Bonjour, Je cherche un/e freelance pour rédiger du contenu leadmagnet pour le secteur automobile. Exemple : livre blanc de 5-6 pages pour aider les commerciaux. Il me faut le copywriting ainsi que la mise en page. Je reste à disposition pour tout complément d'informations.

I'm in need of a talented graphic designer to help bring my vision to life. - The project involves designing a set of tarot style cards focused on career affirmations which I plan to talk through via social media with the view of selling them as a product and as part of a lead magnet. - I have drafted the cards using Canva, but I'm open to alternative design suggestions and would much prefer them to be bespokely designed. - Besides the tarot style cards, I'm also exploring you to create an accompanying logo and branding to further develop my range of products. The ideal candidate for this project should have experience in graphic design, particularly in creating unique and visually appealing tarot cards. A background in branding would also be a plus. I would also ...

Busco un experto en creación de funnels o embudos de venta. Quisiera utilizar clickfunnels y quiero que me ayudes creando un embudo para mi ne...un abogado especialista en divorcios y quiere ofrecer mis servicios creando un proceso con ciclos de ventas. En la oferta por favor dime 1. Has usado clickfunnels (sería ideal pero no necesario) 2. Indícame al menos un embudo exitoso que hayas creado 3. El valor total por ayudarme a crear el embudo. Qué quiero? Que me ayudes a hacer un sketch de los pasos. Necesitaré justificación del lead magnet y demás pasos del funnel. Cómo autoresponder estoy considerando usar Mail pero si tienes otro puedo evaluarlo. Si este embudo funciona, te puedo contratar para crear otros para mis neg...

We are excited to announce an open design competition to creatively redesign all of our email templates at Magnet Finance. Our goal is to enhance the way we communicate with our customers throughout their car finance journey with designs that are both modern and engaging. Competition Overview: We are looking for an email template design that are not only modern and visually appealing but also cohesive and reflective of our brand identity. Each template must incorporate our logo and adhere to our brand colours, maintaining a consistent theme throughout. Submission Details: Your design should align with the modern and engaging theme as detailed in the video linked below. Ensure the templates are adaptable for different stages of the customer update process. Watch the Briefing Video ...

Mi proyecto consiste en la venta de un producto del nicho de dinero de como hacer marketing de afiliados, el producto es de la plataforma Hotmart, la recompensa digital para llevar leads a mi funnel es un ebook, lo que busco es que el freelancer diseñe el lead magnet y el mockup para este proyecto, los colores a usar son el negro, el dorado, el blanco y el azúl oscuro, con un formato un poco plano, el trabajo lo necesito para dentro de un plazo de 5 días hábiles.

I'm looking for a skilled and experienced individual who can help me create 1,000 new domain, web, landing and leadmagnet pages. The primary goal of these web pages is to generate leads within the MMO niche. Key Deliverables and Requirements: - Creation of 1,000 new domain, web, landing, and lead magnet and conversion pages - The pages must be fully equipped with necessary tools for SEO and backlinking and more - Full integration of the pages on all social media platforms and you tube - Content should be fully managed and created by the freelancer, some will be supplied by me Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record in lead generation web page creation - Extensive knowledge of SEO and backlinking strategies - Experience in content creation and management - Previous...

...video must be: - at max 2 minutes in duration - suitable for mobile consumption - edited using the latest techniques to suit TikTok and Instagram Reels Key elements of the video: - We want to inspire young adults, food enthusiasts, and social media users with our origin story - The tone should be Inspirational, making viewers feel connected and motivated by our journey with some quirky egg-puns(jokes) Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in video editing - Experience creating content for social media platforms like TikTok and Instagram - Understanding of storytelling and how to engage with a target audience - Knowledge of music and sound editing If you're passionate about storytelling, have a knack for engaging videos, and can bring out the inspiratio...

...wearing white cowboy boots with high heels and the caption "high heels on my ippy" to frame - Illustration 2: A morphed image with the face of the cartoon nanalan and my girlfriend to place on a mug with the caption "who's a wonderful mink" - Illustration 3: A illustration of dajungleskog and my girlfriend, dog and cat - all like a happy family. These are some of her favourite things and inside jokes. 2. Artistic Style: All these illustrations should be designed in a cartoonish style, embodying a playful and joyful vibe. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in creating digital cartoon-style illustrations - Demonstrable skillset in creating human, animal, and cartoon-themed designs - Capacity to capture intricate details and transform them i...

We are looking for an upbeat, energetic emcee to encourage and motivate our young runners ages 4-12 during our upcoming kids run. Our ideal candidate thrives by creating an entertaining and engaging atmosphere for our young participants...young participants. While overseeing the run, your interactions should be playful and humorous, maintaining the fun and light-hearted spirit of the event. Experience with events geared towards children and demonstrated capacity to interact with this specific age group will be a huge plus, as well as an ability to adjust energy levels to match the dynamic nature of the event. Please bring your best jokes and games! Your role is pivotal in making the run a memorable event for these young runners. The run is in Gurgaon on 28th April and the timings ar...

...Wordpress plugin designed with functionalities to enable users to upload photos, make basic edits, and auto-resize option for these uploads. More specifically, the plugin should offer features to: There already is a plugin for Shopify that I'd need but for wordpress. You can find it here: plugin site: plugin demo site: Please check out the demo to see what we're trying to achieve But in short id would need: - Enable photo uploads (backend setting for how many, standard would be 9) - Provide basic editing features such as ability to rotate and crop to 1:1 images - If user doesnt crop/edit images automatic cropping - Preview of all the uploaded photos along with the cutout area Extra: - printable pdf (print

I am going to build a AI program on a website. Can be a simple app used to rank/give feedback for CVs to recruiters. When job candidates apply for a job and hand in their CVs, it will automatically extract information and choose qualified ones. Goal: Lead magnet, Good Demo for Calls Function: Evaluate, rank CVs(The more they can bulk upload the better, if this is difficult no need to waste time on it) Here is an example link: Please apply with certain solutions and tools you are going to use at the end of your bid..

...funnel de ventas para vender software pos saas completo, desde los anuncios de Facebook Ads hasta la landing page. Esta estrategia incluye: - Campañas de Facebook Ads, TikTok Ads hacia una landing page. - Creación de anuncios y creativos que conviertan. - Campañas de remarketing, definición de públicos objetivos. - Landing page optimizada para captar leads. - Landing page optimizada para link magnet. - Nutrición de leads. - Configuración de píxeles y KPIs de Facebook Ads. - Manejo de CRM. El contrato es trabajar 2 horas semanales durante todo el año 2024. Nosotros realizaremos la mano de obra mientras el auditor nos revisa y asesora, hasta mejorar y optimizar todos los aspectos de marketing de la empresa. **ACERCA ...

...freelancer with experience in creating electronic devices, particularly those with a strong background in magnetic-sensor technology. I require an innovative device that: - Activates when magnets touch its sensor. - With 4 magnetic spots. - Sends specific codes to a digital screen contingent on the number of times the magnetic sensor is activated. - A different number sent to the screen with each magnet. - Functions proficiently in an indoor, climate-controlled environment. The successful candidate must have demonstrated experience in sensor technology, coding and electronics. Strong problem-solving skills and precise attention to functionality and detail are necessary. Knowledge of device sustainability and resilience within a climate-controlled environment is also expected...

SEGERA DIBUTUHKAN Saya membutuhkan editor yang paham dalam menyunting dan menempatkan meme, jokes, sound fx lucu dalam video mentah kami. Editor boleh menggunakan editing mobile (seperti CapCut, dan sejenisnya). Video akan disiapkan dari kami. Video yang akan kami berikan berdurasi 30 detik (tanpa sunting). Video mengandung beberapa kata sarkas seperti meme, jokes, dan sejenisnya yang relate dengan audiens masyarakat Indonesia. Editor akan menambah sound fx, potongan video lucu sebagai trigger, dan sejenisnya untuk menghidupkan rasa kocak dan koplak dalam video. Total durasi video maksimal hanya 60 detik (setelah penyuntingan) Oleh karena itu, kami membutuhkan secepatnya editor untuk mengambil peran ini untuk menyunting video proyek kali ini. Terbuka untuk negosia...

I'm looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create a large car magnet to promote my business. The size of the magnet should be 24" x 36". Key requirements: - The design should be appealing and eye-catching to attract potential customers. - Given the purpose of the magnet is to advertise my business, it should be professional. - I'm open to suggestions regarding colors. I'd prefer a design that's versatile and can suit a variety of color schemes. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Proven experience in graphic design for advertising purposes. - Excellent understanding of color theory and design fundamentals. - Good communication skills to understand my business brand and audience. I'm looking for a freelancer who ...

I'm seeking an experienced and talented developer to help me set up a Digistore24 affiliate system for a selected health and fitness product. Key tasks will include: - Creating a lead magnet funnel that's perfectly tailored for promoting this product. - Integrating the newly formed funnel with GetResponse. The ideal freelancer for this project needs to be familiar with Digistore24, GetResponse, and effective ways to promote health and fitness products. Notably, you should have: - Extensive experience with funnel building. - Proven track record with Digistore24 affiliate products. - Specific knowledge of GetResponse integration. - Understanding of effective marketing strategies for health/fitness products. Together, we'll create an engaging, lead-generating funne...

I am seeking a professional with expertise in optimising Octopus for LinkedIn. I currently have less than 500 connections on LinkedIn and am in need of assistance with: - Profile Optimization: Enhancing my profile so it becomes a magnet for engagement and new connections. - Network Building: Utilizing a strategic approach to expand my network base. - Content Strategy: Creating a robust content strategy that drives engagement and raises brand awareness. My primary goal is to increase brand awareness for my business. If you have experience with these tasks and an understanding of Octopus and LinkedIn networking, your skills would be ideal for this project. Please bid confidently, keeping in mind the nature, requirements, and goals of the project in question.

...audience. If you have a passion for storytelling and a knack for bringing graphics to life, we want you on board! ? Position: Video Editor (Freelance/Contract) ? Location: Remote ? Duration: Long-term collaboration ? Responsibilities: *Edit and assemble recorded footage into a finished project that matches the vision and is suitable for broadcasting. *Create engaging motion graphics similar to Magnet Media’s style to enhance video content. *Deliver 5 to 10 high-quality videos per month, adhering to deadlines. *Collaborate closely with our creative team to conceptualize and execute video projects. *Ensure all projects are edited for pacing, storytelling, and technical aspects such as color grading and audio quality. ✨ Requirements: *Proven experience in video editing and ...

...audience. If you have a passion for storytelling and a knack for bringing graphics to life, we want you on board! ? Position: Video Editor (Freelance/Contract) ? Location: Remote ? Duration: Long-term collaboration ? Responsibilities: *Edit and assemble recorded footage into a finished project that matches the vision and is suitable for broadcasting. *Create engaging motion graphics similar to Magnet Media’s style to enhance video content. *Deliver 5 to 10 high-quality videos per month, adhering to deadlines. *Collaborate closely with our creative team to conceptualize and execute video projects. *Ensure all projects are edited for pacing, storytelling, and technical aspects such as color grading and audio quality. ✨ Requirements: *Proven experience in video editing and ...

I'm ...Key Requirements: - A modern logo style, conveying a fresh and contemporary feel, yet still maintaining a sense of the rustic farm and the buzz of an apiary. - Incorporation of maroon, gold/yellow, and orange into the logo, in a manner that variously captures the earthy charm of a hobby farm and the golden glory of honey in the making. - Design adaptable to a business card, honey jar label and magnet attachment for a vehicle. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in logo design, preferably with experience crafting modern logos. - Past work in the agricultural or farming sectors is advantageous, but not required. - Excellent understanding and application of color schemes. - Timely communication and respect for deadlines. May the buzz of creativity flow freely as you conside...

As a Shadenet house/greenhouse construction business, I'm seeking a highly skilled web developer to create our informative and lead generation website. This platform will showcase our shadenet house projects, provide comprehensive details about our construction services, and function as a lead magnet for potential customers. Key Features Required: - Gallery: A portfolio exhibiting our extensive range of projects to pique interest and demonstrate expertise. - Info Section: Detailed information about our services, including different types of structures and materials used, along with the design and customization options available. - Quote System: A simple interface for customers to receive cost estimates and pricing information. Target Audience: - Homeowners that want to ...

...to assist in the design of an outrunner Brushless DC(BLDC) motor specifically for electric vehicle propulsion. The motor should be able to efficiently operate at low speeds, below 1000 RPM, and round about 100V with power output around 10kW (5kW, 500RPM nominal). While crafting this BLDC motor, factor in the number of slots, poles, turns, cable's mm3, insulation thickness, and precise core and magnet dimensions. Essential: - Proficiency in motor design, particularly BLDC type - Experience in designing motors for electric vehicle applications - Knowledge about efficiency optimization techniques Note: Due to the nature of the job, efficiency will be highly considered in the design process alongside other requirements set. More specifications will be discussed once we procee...

For this endeavor, I'm looking for an expert in PWM (Pulse Width Modulation) current controllers and motor performance optimization. To optimize the efficient speed control of my PMBLDC (Permanent Magnet Brushless DC) motor, the successful freelancer will be implementing a PWM current controller. Mandatory tasks: - Conduct a practical application that reveals different parameter waveforms. - The parameters to be plotted in the waveforms are speed, current, torque, rotor angle, and back emf. - These parameters must be plotted as line graphs. Ideal skills and experience: - Extensive knowledge and experience in PWM current controllers. - Previous experience with motor performance optimization. - Proven competency in plotting parameter waveforms in line graph format is critical. ...

I am looking for a extraordinarily skilled craftsman to create a design of a medium sized (3 inches) fridge magnet. Final product should be made from resin and get painted by hand. This project is just for the 3d design. Key Skills and Experience: - Previous experience creating fridge magnets or similar items - Artistic capacity to produce nice designs of objects from photos Looking forward to seeing your previous works or samples that close to the cited requirement.

...account for posts and ads Set up SEO traffic tracking via Google Analytics Set up LC email Set up LC Phone Integrate additional third-party tools or software (e.g., CRM, marketing automation platforms) Configure white labeling settings (if applicable) 2 - Lead Capturing and Nurturing Set up lead capturing forms or landing pages Configure lead magnet delivery automation Implement additional lead capturing methods (e.g., website popups, chatbots) Set up lead nurturing email sequences Create SMS nurturing campaigns 3 - Automation Setup (AI Bot and Workflows) Create 2 sales Pipelines (AI and Human) for tracking Set up AI on SMS, GMB, social media, and email to book appointments Cre...

T-shirt design (1) Instructional Specialist as the center piece and (2) Carver Magnet High School Instructional Specialist (WHITE) Carver Magnet High School (WHITE) different font from Instructional Specialist. Please make design to be able to print on dirrferent colored shirts (ie, black, red, or blue shirt). I need a skilled graphic designer to create a captivating design for a new line of t-shirts. Key Areas: - No specific theme has been chosen, leaving creative freedom to the designer. Whether you prefer working with abstracts, nature or typography, I'm open to all of these. - While I don't have any specific colors in mind, I will value your color palette recommendations to make the design pop. Skills and Expertise: - Strong graphic design capabilities - ...

...pains, fears, and behaviours of the ICPs. - Investigate competitor's funnels for insights (funnel hacking). 2. **Ad Creation** - Craft ad copy that directly addresses the ICPs' specific issues. - Develop engaging adverts (static or video formats) highlighting a High Value Content Offer (HVCO), such as an eBook addressing the critical aspects of managing Amazon PPC effectively. 3. **Lead Magnet and Conversion Process** - Create an OPT-in page to capture leads by offering the HVCO. - Design a landing page with an irresistible Godfather offer that mitigates their fears and directly answers their needs. - Enhance the landing page to increase the perceived value of a follow-up call, promising substantial strategy insights regardless of conversion. 4. **R...

I'm seeking a skilled and experienced Wordpress developer who can build a website that primarily focuses on lead generation for small businesses. The site should not only have a clean and professional design but also the following features: - E-com...relevant content for our customers. - Social media integration: For better engagement with our visitors, there must be effective social media integration that lets visitors connect, share, and follow our company through their social media accounts. The goal here is to create exclusive content as a lead magnet to attract, engage and convert visitors into leads and eventually into customers. Therefore, if you have a background in marketing and understand the value of quality content as a lead magnet, that would be advantag...

I need a driven and creative freelancer to help me bring a cartoon character to life and keep him evolving through daily memes. This job is a great opportunity t...project entails: - Designing a unique and captivating cartoon character. - Creating minimum two memes per day featuring this character. - The memes must be a combination of text and graphics. - Maintaining a satirical and humorous tone in all memes. Ideal freelancer should have: - Proficiency in graphic design. - Experience in creating cartoon characters. - Knowledge of the latest trends and jokes in the meme universe. - Proficient understanding of meme token scenarios. - Unmatched creativity to keep the character and the memes interesting and fresh each day. Let's bring some smiles and laughter into the world ...

I'm searching for a seasoned sailing expert / Captain (RYA qualified, min .20000 nautical miles accumulated and at the least 7 months every year spent in the sea, capable of writing article: - sailor bio - sailing practical skills - sailing theory - diary storm - diary work around for unexpected problem - how to - practical skills You can write with your onw style ( my article are often with jokes and irony) but the article must be understandable also for beginners. Our editorial line will give plenty of space to social project and sustainability and practice tips You can propose any article to me where you feel you are the master. Plenty of freedom and fun! that you will never have writing for standard boring magazine! Article must be always supported by at leat 3 nice im...

...in the medical profession. - Integrate a humorous element through tasteful jokes or funny stories. - Maintain a light-hearted tone throughout without losing the motivational aspect. - The speech needs to be engaging and impactful, approximately 10 - 15 minutes in duration, to ensure that all key messages are conveyed. The ideal freelancer for this job will have: - Previous experience in writing graduation speeches or similar inspirational speeches. - An inspiring writing style that compels listeners to take action and feel optimistic about their medical journey ahead. - Capture the essence of the graduation ceremony with uplifting and inspirational sentiments. - Integrate a humorous element through tasteful jokes or funny stories. - Maintain a light-hearted tone througho...

I am searching for a seasoned writer who is familiar with preparing US highschool applications. Experience is necessary in the following areas: - Public school applications - Private school applications - Magnet school applications The hired freelance writer will be responsible for developing an application that: - Showcases academic achievements - Highlights extracurricular activities - Demonstrates leadership skills Since the word count is still uncertain, it is crucial that the candidate can create a concise, yet powerful narrative in both short and long forms. Ideal skills include: - Excellent command of English - Exceptional storytelling capabilities - Proven experience in writing high school applications - Ability to capture achievements, activities, and leadership trai...

...fridge magnet designs, with each piece presenting a blend of cartoon-style characterisations and underwear illustrations. These designs should have a prominent sense of humour and fun, as they will be for casual home decoration on our refrigerators. Key aspects of this project include the following: 1. **Design Specifications**: Each piece's round design should be 3cm in diameter. They need to be compact yet impactful. 2. **Art Style**: The chosen candidate should be adept at creating cartoon characters in a fun and humorous style. For this, the underwear needs to look as though someone is sitting down and the plumbers crack can be seen in a tasteful way. THE UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE REAR FACING FOR THE HUMOROUS SIDE OF THINGS AI IMAGES WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED! 3. **Themes**:...

Seeking a creative designer who can skillfully create an engaging fridge magnet with a custom shape. The design should focus on capturing a famous landmark as the central element of the inspiration. Key Requirements: - Expertise in custom-shaped designs especially related to touristic products. - Proficiency in understanding and capturing the details of famous landmarks. - Prior experience in fridge magnet design would be a plus. Ideal freelancer should be able to create a captivating keepsake that artfully incorporates the aesthetic elements of the famous landmark, creating an appealing and desirable fridge magnet.

I'm searching for a scriptwriter experienced with Manhwa. I'm currently exploring all genres, so a wide-ranging knowledge of Manhwa is essential Must have a sense of humor like the examples below. Scripts usually 10,000 words or more. What you need to do is pretty much make a narration of a manhwa. For example chapters 1-5, create a narration of what is going on and add your own jokes to it to make it more entertaining.