Joomla Template Job - Website Clone, See More

Hi ! We want you to make a Joomla Template that looks exactly like this website: www(DOT)therichjerk(DOT)com We will provide the Logo and Menu Scroll Over Images. You will make the Top Menus position like the example site at the Top. Menu and Menu images should look like example site. Make logo to go on template like example site. Joomla Middle content area, Left Position to add some modules. A Footer Module position also. Develop on your server and upon final approval, deliver the template files in Joomla Template Installer format. Only Joomla Template Experts! Start ASAP. Payment Escrow after we see the template built and ready at your server. After Template ready, we Escrow and you send Template files and we release your Escrow and give feedback :-) The lowest bid with good feedback will win. Please add the word - I Understand - with your bis so we know you read this. I need this done pretty quick. Thank you!