Stand Up Comedy - repost

Experienced writer actor and part time stand-up comic who has performed on the stage at Gotham Comedy Club and the Comic Strip in NYC. See an attached article at [login to view URL] below where I write under the by line John B 5 Terrible Movie Remakes Arthur 2011 This is just a shame. It basically takes the Dudley Moore, Liza Minnelli 1981 comedy classic and removes all the class, charm, and oh what is that thing a comedy needs? Oh yeah, comedy. Russell Brand is unbelievably unfunny (was he ever funny?) and the talented Jennifer Garner just embarrasses herself. Helen Mirren, taking over the part John Gielgud won an Oscar for, barely keeps her dignity and should have known better. All in all, a cinematic crime against humanity.

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Dear Comedian, My name is Lucian and if you are looking for a professional and creative copywriter to write you witty and humorous jokes, I'm the right guy. Until now, I wrote advertising scripts, landing pages, web content, interactive children stories, screenplays for short animation movies, scripts for an IT company, motivational speeches, ebooks and many others. I also worked with the comedian Megan Grano in her role as Glenda Beckk. I've attached a short portfolio to this cover letter. I use Final Draft or Celtx for editing but I also had and can write scripts in simple Word. Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to speaking with you about this opportunity. Best regards, Amo. Lucian

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