Funny images - sneska68kristic only!

We need the following images on a transparent background. As i previous project, they need to be hilariously funny. Sneska68kristic only, please do not bid the others. Thanks. Topics of the images are: crazy writer book child parents fat mother woman a woman, playing the piano angry father bird a bird, eating an ice cream a man who is eating red dog singer, who is singing very badly You did a great job last time, they were really very, very funny. Please do the same now as well. As per fat mother - it is great, but please just edit it in a way that the mother is standing up, not sitting. The images you draw will be used for a game where they will fly so there is a general rule that all of them should be stand up or even better, to be in a position that suggests in some way that they are flying or falling down (maybe hands up where possible is a good idea, but it's up to you). Not possible for all of course, but please, do it as much as possible. Thank you.