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    'amtalik wikalat taswiq kabirat tujanid eumala' 'iisban min jamie 'anha' alealami. 'ahtaj 'iilaa musaeid yatahadath al'iisbaniat bitalaqat waealaa dirayat jayidat bialmurasalat dhhaban w'iyaban mae aleumala'i.

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    Перевод должен быть 100% точным (!!!)

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    أود أن يكون لي ترجمة محتوى الموقع إلى العربية. في البداية نود أن يكون 10000 كلمات المحتوى المترجم

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    Pozdrav. treba mi neko da mi prevede 5 strana a4 formata kucanih u wordu sa engleskog na oko 10 000 karaktera. u 2 hiljade reci. ne bi trebalo da oduzme mnogo vremena.

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    مطلوب ترجمة ملف موارد بشرية يتكون من 11 صفحة الى اللغة العربية ترجمة معتمدة

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    حضرتك تعملي إمتحان الإنجليزي على الفري لانسر مقابل إذا كسبت أي حاجة فيها ترجمة من إنجليزي لعربي أخد نسبه . في برنامج صغير أسمه teamviewr هتحمله علشان تعمليه .

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    السلام عليكم تصميم موقع الالكتروني موقع شركة سيارات عربي و انجليزي واستخدام ورردبريس

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    مرحبا مطلوب تصميم موقع الالكتروني قالب فقط مكون من مجلة الكترونية متكامله

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    Laba diena. Ieškome vertėjo iš Anglų į Lietuvių. Tekstas 9470 žodžių mobilaus telefono instrukcija. Happy bidding

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    I'm on the lookout for an individual with commendable writing prowess who will be able to assist me in creating a written biography that beautifully captures my mother's journey through childhood and adulthood. This will undoubtedly serve as an invaluable piece of our family history, enabling us to treasure it for all the years to come. Key job requirements: - Brilliant storytelling ability to narrate a person's life with captivating details and emotional depth. - Exceptional writing skills, preferably in the biographical or autobiographical genre. - Must respect and handle sensitive information with discretion. - Ability to accurately capture and depict the emotions and experiences of another's journey, based on the data I will provide. Experience with biogr...

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    Japanese to English Proofreading 5-365

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    I'm looking to create a binding within Openhab for an Elmo alarm system. The binding needs to enable the following functionalities: - Remote arming and disarming of the alarm system. - Monitoring the status of individual sensors and zones. - Sending sensor states to OpenHAB items. I do have a similar project that was written in Python for Home Assistant which I can provide as reference and guidance. Ideal Skills: - Strong experience with Openhab binding. - Proficiency in Python programming. - Familiarity with the Elmo alarm system will be a plus.

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    To integrate my Elmo alarm system with openHAB through bi-directional binding, I need a developer with openHAB and Elmo experience. The binding should be developed for E-connect, Elmo's cloud integration model. The features I'm after are: - Arm/Disarm functionality - Real-time status updates - Alarm event notifications - Sensing and sending sensor status to ope...features I'm after are: - Arm/Disarm functionality - Real-time status updates - Alarm event notifications - Sensing and sending sensor status to openHAB items. Anytime there's an event, status change, or a sensor goes on/off, I need the binding to provide immediate updates. Your skills in openHAB binding, Java, and IoT integrations will be essential for this project. The same project is just written...

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    ...WhatsApp automation. Specifically, I'm unable to send messages. The automation is running on Windows and the script is written in Node.js. Key requirements: - Diagnose and fix the issue: The core problem lies in the inability to send messages. As such, the ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of OpenCV and related concepts, as well as experience with automation on WhatsApp. They should be able to quickly pinpoint the issue and implement the appropriate solution. - Windows proficiency: The automation is running on a Windows platform. The ideal candidate should be familiar with the quirks and intricacies of automation on this OS. - Node.js expertise: The script is written in Node.js. The freelancer should have comprehensive experience with this languag...

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    ...freelancer who can provide employment verification services. The role of the freelancer would be to verify the employment dates and job title of a candidate. The results of the verification should be presented in a written report. Key responsibilities include: - Verifying employment dates and job title - Ensuring accuracy and reliability in the verification process - Compiling all the verified information into a clear and concise written report I'm looking for a professional with: - Previous experience in employment verification - Strong attention to detail - Excellent written communication skills - Understanding of the importance of confidentiality in this process The ideal candidate will be able to deliver accurate and timely results, providing us with th...

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    I'm looking for a freelancer with extensive knowledge in English Literature who specializes in making IB individual oral scripts. The individual oral presentation will concentrate on: a global issue and how is it present in a literary text. How and what does the author make in order to portray it?

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    I need a proficient grant writer who can assist in making grant ...different sectors: Government, Foundations and Corporate. Although I've not identified specific opportunities or funding sources, I'm seeking funding for corporate software development. Here's what I'm looking for: - Previous experience in writing and sourcing grant opportunities - Proven success in securing funding in government, foundation or corporate sectors - Strong research skills - Excellent written communication skills - Familiarity with software development sector would be a bonus. The writer should identify which grants we fit with, and then chart out strategy for approval. This is an opportunity for someone who understands the complexity of crafting successful grant applications. I l...

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    I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email marketing campaigns, and website banners. So, they need to be versatile and engaging. - The desired style for these GIFs is 'Cartoonish'. Therefore, experience in creating such content or a strong portfolio in cartoon-style animation is highly desired. Your responsibilities will include: - Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing p...

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    I am looking for a sk...Personal anecdotes or notable mentions in bio or recommendation Deliverables: - A completed spreadsheet with the extracted information for all 400 prospects. - The information should be concise, relevant, and suitable for use in a personalized outreach message. *Opportunity for ongoing work. Skills Required: - Attention to detail - Strong research skills - Familiarity with LinkedIn - Excellent written communication Timeline: The project needs to be completed ASAP. Budget: Please provide your rate and total cost for completing this project. To Apply: Submit your proposal with a brief description of your experience with similar projects. Include an example of how you would personalize a message based on a LinkedIn profile. Looking forward to working...

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    I have an hour-long Spanish audio that needs to be dubbed into English. The content is entertainment-based and requires precise timing and emotional match with the original. Key Requirements: - Dub the Spanish audio into English - Ensure the timing of the dubbed audio matches the original - Maintain the emotional nuances of the original - Experience with audio dubbing is a plus - Ability to handle an hour-long audio without quality loss

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    Beginner level freealancer to create an mcq list for moodle quiz website in Aiken formatting. Aiken format I am following is Frusemide tablets 40mg tablets are in stock. How many would you give for a dose of 120mg? A) 3 tabs B) 2 tabs C) 4 tabs D) 5 tabs ANSWER: A Sulphasalazine tablets 500mg are on hand. The dosage required is 2g. How many tablets are required? A) 3 tabs B) 2 tabs C) 4 tabs D) 5 tabs ANSWER: C So can you create options like a teacher, you don't need to know a lot about the topics. If you are wondering, It is nursing mcq (multiple choice questions). I have the questions and answers ready in a pdf. The first 428 questions are ready. Once the Question and Answer pdf is given, In the format mentioned above, just add another 3 options in Google sheet, and write the a...

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    ...graphics need to be tailored towards achieving this objective. - The tone of the graphics should be professional, authoritative and eye catching. They should exude a sense of trustworthiness, reliability and seriousness. - I envision the design to be simple and clean. The graphics need to be easily comprehensible and not overly intricate, while still maintaining a professional look. - Copy has been written and is attached to provide context. - Our website is: - Our platform for email distribution is Freshsales (sales automation and CRM). - Platform provides 169 templates that can be chosen or they can be custom designed. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in graphic design, with a keen eye for aesthetics and attention to detail. - Experience in creating email campaigns and an underst...

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    The ideal applicant will have a significant amount of experience working in the educational sector, with a special emphasis on dealing with material that is written specifically in Chinese. Additionally, the applicant is required to demonstrate a certain amount of originality in order to successfully curate courses and design guidelines for this work. As the class structure and general content will be examined by other Chinese academics, candidates should take care to prevent any copyright breaches. This is because the curriculum will be evaluated. In order for us to go forward with this contract, we kindly request that contenders submit their proposals, which should include the projected amount of time that will be needed, the number of lessons that will be included, and the ...

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    ...rectifying content display errors - Ability to ensure automatic updates on homepages. Overall, I need someone who knows WordPress, can adjust layouts, fix content display errors, and ensure automatic content updates on the homepage. Looking forward to your bids. When you open the site, in all formats it should look like the picture with At risk youth multi cultural family picture instead of just written content. Then, the humanitarian efforts update along with the other updates should show the most recent content about the march 2024 visit....

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    I need an experienced Wikipedia editor to enhance the formatting and layout of an article. The article has already been written and is factually accurate. Key Project Details: - The primary focus is to improve the readability and aesthetics of the existing article. - You are not required to create new content, but should have a keen eye for detail and understanding of the Wikipedia style guide. - This is an urgent project, so I need someone able to start ASAP and deliver promptly. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong experience with Wikipedia editing and formatting - Proficiency in English to fix any grammar errors - Ability to work quickly and efficiently without compromising quality Please provide examples of your previous Wikipedia editing work in your bid.

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    I am in need of an experienced website developer to create an engaging blogging platform. This website will focus primarily on written articles and thus, a professional who can work flawlessly with text-based content is highly desired. A key function to be implemented on the website is a comment section beneath each article, allowing readers to engage and interact. In depth understanding of how to integrate such features is therefore crucial for this project. With your extensive experience, I look forward to a fresh, user-friendly blog that encourages lively discussions.

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    I...extensive research on the subject matter - Validating facts and data through reputable tech sources - Originality of the work - Following Well-known Journal standards such as MDPI and other scientific journals The ideal candidate for this project would possess the following skills: - A rich knowledge base in technology, specifically in the field of enterprise architecture - Proficiency in written English and technical writing - Strong research skills with the ability to translate complex jargon into layman’s terms - Familiar with tech research methodologies. If you can bring a fresh perspective to this widely discussed topic and inform readers with your well-researched insights, then you're perfect for this job! The article should be accepted in well-k...

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    We are developing a spreadsheet-based database of the most popular English quotations (or English translations), and are looking for a researcher with native English language skills who can identify and collate (into Excel or Google Sheets) the following requirements, providing the quotation, the author, and the source document (if available): - 1,000 most popular quotations from literature (prose and poetry), excluding Bible quotations and the works of William Shakespeare - 500 additional most popular English language quotations in addition to the above (from non-literary sources - 200 of William Shakespeare’s most popular quotations Maximum length of each quotation is 55 words. Extensive source material is available online, and we encourage the use of...

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    I'm seeking a proactive and det...company. Key Responsibilities: - Researching and locating suitable job postings on LinkedIn, Indeed, Glassdoor - Applying to job postings with attention to details - Tailoring each application to include relevant work experience, educational background, skills, and certifications Requirements: - Proficiency in navigating LinkedIn, Indeed, and Glassdoor - Strong attention to detail - Excellent written communication skills - Ability to work independently and proactively - should have basic knowledge of DevOps Expectations: - Submitting more than 20 applications per day This role is crucial in our recruitment strategy. Your ability to accurately represent our company and the skills and experience of our potential hires will be a key factor ...

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    I require professional a...certificate issued in Mexico. The document is currently written in Spanish, and my requirement extends to getting it translated into English. The ideal freelancer would: - Have experience in legal document notarization, with a preference for birth certificates - Be fluent in both English and Spanish, to ensure precise translations - Possess background knowledge in Mexican legal documents, to understand the nuances involved. The task involves: - Notarization of the Mexican birth certificate - Complete translation of Spanish content to English - Ensuring the translated copy retains all legal relevance and accuracy Applicants should have experience in legal translation and notarization of documents. Fluency in both Spanish and ...

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    I have a small document, about 1-3 pages long, that needs to be translated from Turkish to English. It's a general content document, not too technical or legal in nature. I'm looking for someone who can do the job within 30 minutes or less. Key Requirements: - Fluency in both Turkish and English - Previous translation experience - Ability to deliver accurate translations promptly - Certification of the translation is a must Your bid should include: - Your experience with Turkish to English translations - Your availability to complete the job within 30 minutes - Whether you can provide certified translations

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    Key responsibilities: - We need Malaysia based team manager who can find people to do tiktok live stream selling, include register an account and then do online selling, we need you to be able to seek people and bring them into a group to do this. As a manager, you need to prepare an action plan about how to do this in your c...the main point of contact for many clients and customers, you must maintain a professional and helpful attitude at all times. Ideal candidate has: - Proven experience as a virtual assistant or relevant administrative role. - Familiarity with online calendar tools and software (e.g., Google Calendar). - Proficiency with data entry, record keeping, and management. - Excellent command of English, both written and verbal. - Good organizational and time-m...

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    Uzbek to English Translator Required for translation

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    ...the Clay Institute and others. Key responsibilities will include: - Approaching the Clay Institute and other mathematical institutions to showcase my research. - Compiling a detailed written report that clearly and accurately conveys the implications of my findings. - Ensuring that my research is presented in a manner that is accessible to a wide audience, especially those in the mathematical community. The ideal candidate should have: - A strong background in mathematics, particularly in prime numbers and the Riemann Hypothesis. - Experience in engaging with academic research institutions. - Excellent written communication skills. Please note that this project is of a personal nature and not for business purposes. The chosen candidate will play a pivotal role in helpi...

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    I'm starting a new theme park resort and the concept is all about adventure. I need a logo design that encapsulates that sense of journey and discovery, exciting the viewers' sense of curiosity and wonder. The logo should be a combination of text and image, visually communicating the concept of adventure. As for the text part, I'm leaning towards a hand-written typography style, adding a personal and genuine touch to the overall feel of the logo. Ideal skills for this job: - Expertise in Typography. - Experience with adventure-themed projects. - Strong ability to translate abstract concepts into compelling visual designs. - A knack for storytelling through design. If you think you are capable of bringing this vision to life, I would love to see some ex...

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    I need a simple webpage to display high scores for my clicking game. The game is mostly written in .JS files and the data is stored locally as "cookies". I would like the highscores to be saved as records in a database called "Highscores". Key Requirements: - Create a simple webpage that displays high scores from the game - Integrate the highscore system with the locally stored data - Match the design of the highscore page to the existing game's design Additional Information: - I'm not sure if I need user authentication to submit scores, please provide advice on this - I would like the highscore page to have a design that matches the game's aesthetic - this includes font, color schemes, and layout. Ideal Freelancer: - Proficient in JavaScript ...

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    I'm in n...engaging content to my audience. Key Responsibilities: - Crafting compelling blog posts on various tech topics - Scripting engaging videos that resonate with our audience - Formulating concise and captivating social media posts Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in the technology industry, with a solid understanding of current trends and developments - Proven ability in creating high-quality, engaging written content - Experience in scripting for video content - Skilled in tailoring content for different platforms such as blogs, videos, and social media - Able to work in a fast-paced environment and deliver daily content - Creative with a keen eye for detail If you're a tech-savvy content creator who can keep up with a daily content creation schedule, I'd l...

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    ...dilemmas and providing guidance through in-person consultations, as well as delivering comprehensive written reports. Key Responsibilities: - Analyzing various social ethical dilemmas from different angles - Delivering clear and actionable insights in written reports - Conducting in-person consultations for discussion and guidance - Maintaining a high level of credibility and professionalism - Ensuring all work is completed with a high level of ethics and integrity Ideal Candidate: - Proven track record in ethics, with a focus on social ethics - Credibility in the field, with a good reputation - Excellent communication and analytical skills - Proficiency in delivering clear and concise written reports - Experience in conducting in-person consultations - Strong eth...

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    ...the Clay Institute and others. Key responsibilities will include: - Approaching the Clay Institute and other mathematical institutions to showcase my research. - Compiling a detailed written report that clearly and accurately conveys the implications of my findings. - Ensuring that my research is presented in a manner that is accessible to a wide audience, especially those in the mathematical community. The ideal candidate should have: - A strong background in mathematics, particularly in prime numbers and the Riemann Hypothesis. - Experience in engaging with academic research institutions. - Excellent written communication skills. Please note that this project is of a personal nature and not for business purposes. The chosen candidate will play a pivotal role in helpi...

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    I'm in need of a skilled freelancer to assist with some data entry work. While the specifics of the work have not been defined yet, it will likely involve entering data into a database, transcribing written documents into digital format, and/or filling out online forms. The task can involve different formats such as Excel spreadsheets, Word documents, or online platforms.

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    I'm in need of a skilled freelancer to assist with some data entry work. While the specifics of the work have not been defined yet, it will likely involve entering data into a database, transcribing written documents into digital format, and/or filling out online forms. The task can involve different formats such as Excel spreadsheets, Word documents, or online platforms. This job not for India Bangladesh Pakistan and Malaysia

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    I am in need of an experienced Japanese to English translator. The project will consist of translating a number of documents from Japanese to English. The documents to be translated will vary in field, including legal, business, and technical documents. The ideal candidate should be well-versed in translating such material, and be able to deliver accurate and high-quality translations.

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    ...from me. We're looking for a full-time programmer who is hard working, honest, and enjoys learning. Are you the kind of person where your yes means yes and your no means no? Do you have several years of programming experience with all things ReactJS? Place, "ReactJS developer" on the top of your bid. This full-time position requires attention to detail - someone that understands spoken and written English, fluently. We have enough work for over a year. On the top, after "ReactJS developer", please tell me what was your most difficult ReactJS project you completed and why. Also, how many years of ReactJS experience do you have? Read this job description carefully, as it serves as an indicator to me if you pay attention to detail. The project con...

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    I can translate | Turkish√ English UK√ English USA√

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    Hi! See the drawing below for ELAWN MOOSK! This is a funny drawing, of the famous billionaire Elon Musk. For this contest, you should take this ELAWN MOOSK drawing of ELON MUSK as inspiration, and create a drawing in your own style, a similar style like this, that is funny of the celebrity MARK ZUCKERBERG, and the name for this drawing will be MOORK ZUCKABORG use anything that comes to imagination to make fun of him and make a funny drawing. We really like the drawing of Elawn Moosk, but try a few different options. The winner will probably enter more than one drawing. The winner will not only win $250, but they will win the chance to work with our team full time. We hope to see some awesome hilarious entries for this contest and hope to work with a lot of you soon...

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    Translate Th...episodes ( about 45min each episode) of "Blank the series" on Youtube into English Pronunciation. For example: "ขอบคุณ" = "KHORP KHUN" The episode itself already translated into English. The link of the series is as below: I am trying to learn Thai conversation from drama, it will be helpful for me to remember the Pronunciation in English. - Skills and Experience: - Native-level proficiency in Thai - High-level English language skills - Experience in literal translation to ensure accuracy - Meticulous attention to detail Please, while bidding, provide examples of your previous translation projects, specifically Thai to English tasks. Looking forward to working with you!

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