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I'm in need of a specially developed Stream Deck plugin, tailored to capturing and instantaneously replaying in-game voice clips. This plugin will not need to integrate with any streaming software, but must have the ability to work seamlessly within gaming environments. Key aspects of this project include: - Development of a button functionality on the Stream Deck that allows clipping of in-game voices. - Instant replay feature for the captured voice clips. - Automatic saving of these voice clips without prompting the user. Firstly, I already use a plugin for the Streamdeck called “Sound Deck” for videogames and this plugin has a feature that allows me to record the voices, or sentences, of my t...
I'm in search of a highly educated female home caretaker (who can speak English or Hindi) to manage house activities and take care of family members. It is essential that the candidate holds a high school diploma. The ideal candidate for this role will be expected to: Organize the household schedules effectively Prepare meals for the family Assist with family activities This is a full-time position, requiring services for more than 8 hours per day. Please note that this position does not involve cleaning tasks, as we have maids for that. The primary responsibilities will be taking care of the family, managing the house, and running errands such as going to the market and buying groceries. We offer transpor...
I'm in need...virtual assistant who can successfully engage user interaction in a fun and engaging way. Your tasks will include: - Regularly posting relevant, funny and general content with a knack for memes. - Actively driving discussions on said topics to boost community interaction. It would be ideal if your skills and experience have a touch of wittiness, understanding of meme culture, and overall, a strong grasp of sparking interesting conversations within the Reddit platform. Prior experience in user engagement and community management on Reddit is also highly valued. Knowledge on how Reddit operates and functions is critical, so previous experience in posting and interacting on the platform will put you at an advantage. ...
Develop an WhatsApp bot to sell to our clients, based in IA chat and voice like Twillo, with Integration of the clients CRM/ERP's so that the bot can answer to the client with human language. with the Intranet. 2 When the CUSTOMER CALLS DETECT FROM AND Customer or not. 3 Hello Mr (name of the client) , how are you? 4. Hello, we have verified that you are not yet our Client 5 . What do you intend. 6. Speak to Our Commercial Department: Technical department Another subjects. After answering the questions, read our intranet If there is no response, I will pass it on to my colleague and pass it on to Human.
I need an electronic signature created from a JPG as soon as possible. This signature will be used for signing documents, email communications, and physical printouts. can pay 15 CAD
I'm looking for a skilled web designer to completely revamp my current website and manage its deployment on a Virtual Private Server. I want to redesign 2 of my website pages fully 100% 1-homepage 2- token page and other pages backgrounds and fonts. and make the site live in other server. thanks Key Requirements: - Redesign: I need the new website to have a modern and visually appealing design. This includes a seamless, user-friendly interface, engaging graphics, and intuitive navigation. - Deployment: After the redesign, you will be responsible for migrating the site to a Virtual Private Server. This requires a solid understanding of server configurations and best practices for ...
I'm looking for an experienced video editor who can take my raw footage and turn it into a polished, professional commercial video. I know for many of you might not be the winner. It's just the nature of the contest. I suggest not to waste your time and effort, if you are not very good or don't have much experience, or don't have good taste. For you, who would like to try, GOOD LUCK! I appreciate all your effort. I will make sure leave you a great review for you who win. What we need: 30 - 35 second video We are going to use the video for Youtube, FB & Instagram ads. Need the video in these formats: 16:9 , 1:1 & 9:16 More details of the project: Requirements: - Advanced ed...
I'm looking for skilled website developers to create a rental business website for me. The site will be specifically tailored for rental businesses. Responsive website for mobile devices Functionalities: - Booking and reservation system: This is a core feature of the website. Users should be able to easily book and reserve products/services. - Availability calendar: A must-have feature. Customers need to be able to see available slots or products. - User reviews/ratings: Essential for building trust and reliability among customers. Payment Integration: - Credit card, PayPal, Cryptocurrency: These are the primary payment methods I'd like to integrate. - Cash on site: I'd also like ...
I'm looking for a talented individual who can assist me in transforming a structurally sound building into a cost-effective, yet aesthetically pleasing vintage hostel. Key Responsibilities: - Conduct a detailed inspection and create a comprehensive plan for the renovation. - Design the interior and exterior in a vintage style suitable for a hostel. - Focus on the redesign of the bedrooms and common areas. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in architectural design and interior design, ideally with hostel or commercial property experience. - Proficiency in CAD software and other relevant tools. - Excellent communication skills and a keen eye for detail. - Ability to balance ...
I am looking for a talented graphic designer to help me create some cool and funny T-shirts for my brand targeting professionals in the IT industry. You don't need to know code, but understanding some tech humor will be helpful! Key Responsibilities: - Translate my ideas into visually appealing and humorous designs for T-shirts - Create innovative and quirky designs with an insider IT perspective - Collaborate with me to ensure that the designs appeal to our target audience and align with our brand image Experience & Skills: - Proven experience in graphic design and expertise on design software and technologies. (Only Basic understanding of IT) - Strong aesthetic skills with the ability to combine various ...
...looking for an interior designer to create a modern office space that is both functional and aesthetically pleasing. Key Requirements: - Interior design experience with a focus on commercial spaces, particularly offices. - Proven track record of designing modern interiors. - Ability to create a space that is both visually appealing and conducive to productivity. - Understanding of current interior design trends. - Strong communication skills to understand my vision and translate it into a design plan. - Knowledge of materials, colors, and furnishings that work well in a commercial setting. Please provide a portfolio of your previous work in commercial interior design, specifically offices...
I'm seeking 2-5 experienced tele callers who can effectively communicate about commercial real estate properties. The ideal candidates should possess: - Strong communication skills in English - Proven experience in the real estate sector, particularly with commercial properties - Exceptional phone etiquette and persuasion skills - An ability to handle client queries professionally Your primary task will be reaching out to potential clients to discuss our available commercial real estate listings. Please submit your proposal highlighting your related experience and successful projects.
I need to have the design of a face mask made. It will cover the whole face (refer full face ). The design should look like a funny, cartoonish, smiling red colored car. It should have at least eyes and smile. If I print it and put it on my face, the eyes should be in place of real eyes, the smile should be in place of real smile i.e. the proportions of the final image should match accordingly. The resolution should be at least 2160x3840. Also check other reference images. The mask should be a standard size that fits most people comfortably. Don't give me a random quote, give me a real quote.
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I am seeking a designer who can create an elementary school-themed design for printing on a bag. The concept should reflect 'School-based' and should embody a balance of student activities and educational symbols, creating a comprehensive representation of the elementary school experience. I value originality and creativity. Ideal Skills: - Extensive experience in graphic design - Proven track record with educational or children's themes. - Strong understanding of colors, fonts and symbolism relevant to children and education. - Attention to detail and consistency. The perfect freelancer for this job will convert the essence of elementary school life into a visual representation f...
I'm seeking a talented illustrator who specializes in Greek mythology drawings for commercial purposes. You will create mythology-based line illustrations, representing approximately 10 or more unique Greek mythology characters or stories. Your responsibilities include: - Creating intricately drawn, visually engaging, and accurate depictions of various Greek mythology characters and tales. - Implementing the design in such a manner that it appealingly appeals to commercial interests and applications. Ideal skills and qualifications: - Strong creative illustration skills. - Proven experience in delivering quality line drawings - Solid knowledge and understanding of Greek mythology - Ability to work within timelines Looking forward ...
I am looking for the best movie/ Tv show editor, I need someone that knows about movies, especially old classics like MacGyver, cheers, The A-team, and police academy. You MUST KNOW KNOW ABOUT MOVIES AND TV SHOWS AND MUST BE ABLE TO choose VERY ENGAGING AND FUNNY MOVIE CLIPS. Only Apply if you can make videos like this, ) You will also be asked to provide 2 min sample of a given topic to make sure we are hiring the right person.
...VIDEO FIRST TO BE SELECTED I need someone to create videos on English Grammar on the topics given here in the attachment. It can be discussed in Chat. You should have a good, professional grade Mic. An electronic Pen is desirable. Topics for which you need to create the videos are Narration , voice change, parts of speech, sequence of tense, gerund, creating wh questions etc. Each topic should be minimum of 60 minutes length. You first need to explain the main concept, use examples and use some questions and then its answers with explanation.. also create 10 MCQ questions on each topic. Instructions to be in ENGLISH only. Use Screen recording Software and/or Whiteboard. VOICE MUST BE LOUD & CLEAR. NO BACKGROUND NOISE/SHAKY VIDEOS NOT ...
I'm in need of a talented designer for creating an engaging brand design for an upcoming education contest. The brand design should include a unique logo and a complementary color scheme that conveys inspiration and innovation The name of the awards is "GBA School Awards" (where GBA stands for "Greater Bay Area") The logo could convey education and also be something that implies "connectedness" which is what the GBA is all about. Please read a bit about GBA to understand better In addition to the logo I'd like a graphical element for each of the award categories Experiential Learning Program EdTech Program Diversity Equity and Inclusion School Wellness ...
I am currently in need of an experienced architect who specializes in commercial architectural design and construction document preparation. The perfect candidate for this project should be someone with: - Exceptional skills in architectural design, specifically for small-scale commercial projects (less than 5,000 sq.ft.) - Expertise in preparing detailed construction documents, including drawings, specifications, and contracts. - A proven track record of successful small commercial architectural projects would be a huge advantage Your input will be instrumental in generating compelling designs that make optimal use of space as well as preparing comprehensive construction documents for the build. Looking forward to...
I'm in need of a competent MEP specialist to draft comprehensive plans for the MEP systems of a large retail/entertainment space. The space is currently a grey shell space. The walls, foundation, windows are already installed. We are waiting for the certificate of occupancy so we can begin the process of the build out. Key Points: - Scope: The project involves creating plans for Electrical, Plumbing, and HVAC systems, tailored to the specific requirements of a large retail space. - Space Size: The retail area is over 2000 sqft in total. This means the MEP plans need to be designed to cover a considerable area. - Energy-Efficiency: While green building design considerations are not a strict req...
My e-commercial startups is hiring an video maker for our outdoor and automobile categories products, the video length will be less than 1 minute, whole work could be from A to Z video shooting to final video. if you feel this is interesting for you, Please don't hesitate to provide some of your past work to contact me.
More details: Is this project for business or personal use? Personal What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Detailed project proposals How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP.
More details: *What specific type of claims do you expect the expert consultant to identify? Delays, Cost overruns, Scope changes *How many projects do you need the expert consultant to review? 4 *Project documents will be supplied. *Reference Contract: FIDIC Red Book *How soon do you need your project completed? ASAP
I am in dire need of a policy and procedure expert, more specifically who has experience in creating commercial cleaning policies that comply with green cleaning practices. I am very keen to ensure regulatory compliance but also enhance my company's efficiency by focusing on: - Cleaning products: Suggesting green cleaning products is a major objective. - Energy conservation: Developing strategies to reduce energy consumption during cleaning. - Quality control: Introducing high-performance cleaning standards and methods. - Cleaning equipment: Providing advice on eco-friendly cleaning equipment. -Handling and storage of cleaning chemicals -Effective Cleaning: Inside the building that consists of hardwood floors, carpet cleaning, restrooms, classrooms,...
More details: Which specific UI change would you like to make to the app? Change color scheme What is the primary color you want for the app's color scheme? Blue Do you require any additional features to be added to the app? add logo
...illustrator for my children's book, centered around the theme of friendship. Key Project Details: - The book requires between 17 to 20 illustrations. - The preferred style is realistic, ensuring that the visual elements resonate with children aged 6-10. The ideal candidate will have: - Proven experience in illustrating children's books, with a focus on conveying emotions and relationships. - A portfolio that showcases a realistic illustrative style. - Strong communication skills to understand and incorporate my vision into the illustrations. The illustrations shall not have previously been used anywhere, nor can they be used in the future. I am requesting copyright/ commercial rights. A transfer of copyright agreemen...
I require a unique and professional logo for my company, AAJ Home Services. We majorly focus on home cleaning and remodeling services as well as commercial and industrial cleaning and want a logo that encapsulates our line of work and reflects our values. No strict deadline is set for this project, ensuring you plenty of time to create your best work. Skills and Experience: - Expertise in graphic design - Experience with creating logos - Strong creativity and artistic skills. Please submit your portfolios or samples of your previous work alongside your bid.
I need my existing company logo usable on web, in print - PNG, SVG, EPS, PDF. Ideally various formats that I can use for all marketing materials. I made it using Canva so it needs to be tidied up. I like the layout and font but it's rubbish quality and not in the formats I need. I understand it's not a very exciting job...
...design verbiage to be changed to the following below and the new logos added Gattaca Florida Hurricanes 2024 Tryout Showcase Location: Burnett Middle School 1010 N Kingsway Rd Seffner, FL 33584 July 13th 2024 Time: Orientation: 12:00pm - Prospect Tryout: 1:00pm Looking for a new Professional Development Opportunity? The Gattaca Florida Hurricanes established in 2014 has a rich tradition of being a phenomenal platform for athletes to perform on The Gridiron. Gattaca Football has produced over a Hundred Collegiate Prospects during it’s time and the foundation of our program has even extended to the professional ranks such as The NFL and the AFL. If you’re an athlete with collegiate elig...
...need of a creative writer to come up with "Would You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young...
I am initiating a new enterprise and I need a proficient mobile app developer who can create a user-friendly e-commerce application for both Android and iOS platforms. Key Responsibilities: - Develop a robust e-commerce application for Android and iOS - Ensure the app supports transactions for both selling products and services Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Android and iOS development - Proven experience in creating commercial-grade apps - Experience in e-commerce apps is a significant plus - Familiarity with secure, efficient transaction methods - Excellent problem-solving skills and attention to details.
I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo with the specific ones I've chosen for a funny effect. Delicate discretion is required to ensure the overall balance of the image isn't disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop...
For this project, I need an experienced photo editor to retouch less than 10 of my high school graduation photos. The retouch should include: - Blemish removal - Teeth whitening - Removal of under-eye circles - Removal of a few wind-blown hairs I am looking for detailed and professional retouching that will look natural and maintain the size/quality of the images. They will be used for printed graduation announcements. Your expertise in detailed retouch is essential for this job, as well as a good sense of color balance to maintain the natural look of the photos. Please share samples of your previous work demonstrating your capability in photo retouching. We have a tight turnaround and need these by 8pm CT today.
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...on the lookout for a motivated and knowledgeable salesperson who can help push our solar panels into the residential and commercial market spaces. Key Responsibilities: - Selling solar panels to both home and business owners. - Showcase these products in a physical storefront. The Ideal Candidate: - Experience in selling solar panels. - Has an understanding of Monocrystalline, Polycrystalline, and Thin-Film panels, even though we don't have a specific type of solar panel to sell yet; being able to explain the difference to potential buyers is crucial. - Proven track record of sales results in the energy sector. - Extremely personable and able to build relationships with all types of customers. Are you ready ...
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I'm looking for a talented children's book writer to create an engaging and educational book for elementary school-aged children. The primary goal of this book is to provide educational content on the topic of history and cultures. Ideal skills for this job: - Prior experience in writing children's books, especially for the 6-10 age group - Proficiency in explaining complex topics in a simple, engaging manner - Understanding of elementary school curriculum and educational standards - A passion for history and a knack for making it exciting for young readers You should be able to: - Develop an engaging storyline that incorporates historical events and cultural ele...
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I'm aiming to develop a physical product intended for commercial use within the food and beverage industry. A good understanding of wiring circuits and plastic moulding is important for this project. This is a one off design project. Skills and experience required: - Experience in electrical wiring work The success of this product will largely depend on its usability in the retail environment.
I am searching for an expert with a depth of understanding in developing autonomous navigation for mobile robots using Deep Reinforcement Learning (DRL) and LIDAR data. Here are the project goals: - Real-time mapping and localization: The robot needs to be able to understand its environment in real-time by creating and updating a map of its surroundings. - Obstacle avoidance and path planning: It should be proficient in navigational decision-making to identify and avoid obstructions while effectively charting out its path. - Efficient navigation and movement: The robot should operate smoothly and proficiently, with minimal redundancies and maximum efficiency in its paths. Moreover, I'll provide a guide and a base GitHub...
I'm planning to launch an online tutoring business catering to high school students. I need a professional to assist me in setting up and running this service. Key Responsibilities: - Develop a comprehensive curriculum for high school level Math and Science subjects. - Implement effective online tutoring strategies to ensure student engagement and understanding. - Provide advice and guidance on the tools and platform best suited for the service. - Create a structured plan for the business to scale and reach a wider audience of high school students. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in teaching or tutoring high school Math and Science. - Strong understanding...
I am in the process of starting a new enterprise and require a skilled web developer to create an airconditioner comparison website. This platform will serve as a space where different airconditioner models and brands can be compared. Key components of the website: - Airconditioner Comparison: The primary function of the website is to allow users to compare various airconditioner models and brands. This should be user-friendly, informative, and visually appealing. - Showroom Visit Assistance: Another crucial feature of the website is to offer personalized assistance to users who are interested in visiting authorised showrooms. This might include providing them with details about the showrooms, scheduling appointments, and offering r...
I'm seeking an expert to create a robust sales funnel for selling my online courses. The pipeline will be hosted on my personal website. The initial objective is to generate leads and then convert those leads into paying customers. An additional goal includes upselling to existing clients. My target audience is school students, so understanding their needs and decision-making paths is crucial. Ideal Skills/Experience: - Proven experience with sales funnel creation - Familiarity with online course market dynamics - Deep understanding of student target audience - Proficient in leveraging website interfaces for marketing - Skilled in lead generation and conversion strategies - Experience in upselling techniques.
I'm working on a school project that involves the development of a Coal Mining Security Alert System. I need someone who can code in Quarky to create this block code system. Unfortunately, I haven't gotten to the point of defining the complete scope of the project, but I'd like to start with the code development. I'm looking for someone who can: - Use Quarky to build a block code system - Understand and implement basic security alert functionalities - Be ready for subsequent feature additions and changes Key Features: = Face Detection: Implement face detection functionality to identify individuals within the mining area. = PPE Kit Verification: Utilize image processing techniques to en...
Needs to hire 3 Freelancers We are launching a new project and seeking freelancers based in Iraq to conduct visits to a commercial store specializing in iPhone sales for a survey and testing operation. Training will be provided online. We are looking for 3 different individuals from Iraq (Baghdad , Erbil, Kirkuk) one of whom speaks Kurdish. Applicants must be willing to attend online training sessions, as there are specific details that need to be thoroughly understood. Additionally, will provide applicants be obtain authorization from Apple to conduct certain tests at the designated stores. The project is expected to be completed by the end of May. "نحن نطلق مشروعًا جديدًا ونبحث عن أشخا...
