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...designer to create a captivating book cover for my dystopian political satire novel. The design should resonate the genre's essence, laced with a streak of dark humor. The EMBRACE novels explore various "viruses," both literal and figurative, that plague society: Key Requirements: - Experienced in book cover design, preferably in political satire and dystopian genre. - Skilled in graphic design software, especially Photoshop and Illustrator. - Must be able to work swiftly, as the project completion is needed ASAP. - Creativity and the ability to weave subtle humor into the design is paramount. - This will be a minimum of a 3-book series, so factor that in the design. - Main character is Noah Philter: A Dictator in Waiting? (Guess who?). ...
I’m seeking an experienced illustrator to create engaging, stylized/artistic drawings for a children’s book aimed at Preschoolers/Elementary aged 3-8 years. The book will revolve around one main character engaging in ballet-themed ventures. Skills and Experience: - Expertise in stylized or artistic illustration - Experience with illustrating characters, especially within the context of children's literature - Familiarity with ballet or ability to render ballet poses and costumes accurately Project Brief: - Crafting beautiful, colourful, vibrant illustrations that will captivate the minds of young children - Developing one main character and incorporating it dynamically across various ballet-themed scenes - Providing initial sketches for approval before fur...
I'm in need of an experienced freelancer who can craft a Wikipedia page for a biography. Key Requirements: - The main topic of the page will be a book, particularly a biography. - The successful candidate should have a solid background in similar projects, and be able to demonstrate their experience. Ideal Skills: - Proven track record of creating successful Wikipedia pages. - Excellent research skills to gather accurate and relevant information. - A deep understanding of Wikipedia's guidelines and formatting. - Strong written communication skills to compile the information into a coherent and engaging page. Please include past experience in your application.
Project Details €500.00 – 600.00 EUR 1. Overview The project is to develop a marketplace for iOS, Android, and web, tailored for influencers and companies to book and offer advertisement services. It will support popular platforms like Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, Twitch, etc.. The app will use a coin system as its currency, allowing users to book or offer advertisements. A transaction fee will be implemented for revenue generation. Users should be able to withdraw earned money. 2. Features 1. Influencer and company profiles for booking and offering advertisement services. 2. Support for multiple platforms (Instagram, Snapchat, TikTok, Twitch, etc.) for a wide range of advertising opportunities. 3. Transaction system using a virtual currency 'Coins' al...
I am in need of a ghostwriter to help me put my military experience into a book. The ideal candidate for this project would be someone with a strong writing background, who can take my personal experiences and craft them into a compelling narrative. Key Points: - Experience in writing military-themed content is a plus - Ability to create engaging storylines from historical events - Attention to detail in depicting personal experiences - Understanding of the military jargon and culture The professional I seek should be able to turn my experiences into a gripping story that will resonate with a wide audience. This project would require strong communication skills to work collaboratively as we bring my story to life on paper. Please include any relevant samples of your past wor...
...skilled freelancer to help improve the ranking of my new YouTube channel with a focus on the Christians in the Indian market. The ultimate goal is to enhance the visibility of my videos by optimizing the content and channel in a way that resonates with the target audience in that region. Key Requirements: - **SEO Expertise**: Understanding of YouTube's algorithm and ability to optimize video titles, descriptions, tags, and thumbnails for improved ranking. - **Content Strategy**: Craft a strategy to align my Christian religious content with the preferences of Indian viewers. - **Audience Analysis**: Insight into the demographics and behavior of the Indian audience is an advantage. - **Channel Monetization**: Though not the primary goal, knowledge on channel monetization st...
I am in need of a skilled freelancer who can use AI to generate simple, engaging e-book chapters. The book just need to follow some kind of a story. Not grammar or vocabulary content. Just followable story that doesnt exist because of copyright laws. The e-books are intended for educational purposes, specifically targeting A1 and A2 levels. While illustrations are not required, the text should be engaging, level-appropriate, and easy to comprehend for the target audience. The patter of how to store the content in word document and you must follow is shown on the images. Key requirements include: - Proficiency in utilizing AI tools to create content
I'm looking for a talented illustrator to capture a specific scene in a fantasy comic book style. Your task is to bring to life an image that encapsulates the following elements: - Knights: Showcase your ability to depict gallant and brave characters. The knights should be decked in armor, ready for an exciting adventure. - Dragons: These majestic creatures should be portrayed in all their mythical glory. There is an emphasis on detail here, from their scales to their mighty wings. - Setting: The backdrop should be a medieval castle, fostering a vibe of ancient grandeur and mystery. As for the overall mood, I want it to exude a sense of mysticism. It should be intriguing and provoke a sense of wonder in the viewer. Got experience in fantasy art? Even better! Looking for fr...
I need a professional with proven experience in Etsy optimization, specifically in enhancing product descriptions, images, and SEO for titles and tags. Key Responsibilities: - Updating 27 existing Etsy listings with improved product descriptions - Enhancing the quality of the images in these listings - Optimizing SEO for titles and tags to boost search visibility and conversion rates Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience with Etsy listing management and optimization - Strong copywriting skills for crafting compelling product descriptions - Proficiency in image editing and enhancement tools - Comprehensive understanding of SEO best practices for Etsy - Proven track record of improving sales through listing updates If you're confident in your ability to revis...
As the creator of an educational storybook targeted at early elementary aged children (6-10 years), I'm in need of a talented illustrator to breathe life into this project. The concept underpinning this book is educational, making the aim to not only entertain but also educate children within this age group. Ideal Freelancer: • Proficient in creating vivid, engaging illustrations for children. • Experienced in educational storybook design. • Demonstrates a keen understanding of the specific target age group. • Good communication skills for frequent project updates. Project Details: • Develop captivating illustrations based on provided themes. • Illustrations to align with age-appropriate educational content. • Incorporate engaging, vivid...
Hi, are you able to brand up the attached images and label them as per the links that I will send you please? These are services and not courses, so ask them to get in touch not book it please. There will be a total of 10 images. Thanks.
I have the information. I need someone to put it together in a book that we can have printed.
I am looking for a skilled professional who can take the content of my PDF book and make automations it into multiple SEO articles that will get automated post on Wordpress. These articles should be approximately 1500 words each, and should be generated automatically. Key requirements: - Understand SEO principles: The generated articles should be optimized for search engines, with appropriate keyword usage and content structures. - Automation skills: You should have experience with tools like Make or similar AI-powered software to automate the article generation process. - Attention to detail: The content should maintain the integrity of the original material, ensuring a high standard of readability and coherence. I am looking to generate several articles, so please let me know ho...
I'm looking for a professional to help me format my Kindle e-book and design a cover. Key requirements: - Experience in creating e-books for Kindle - Proficiency in cover design - Ability to deliver a polished, professional product Please note: The content of the e-book is already completed, so the main focus will be on formatting and cover design. If you have a portfolio of previous e-books you've worked on, it would be great to see.
I'm looking for a creative and experienced professional who can help me come up with a unique, catchy and fitting name for my upcoming bookstore. Key Requirements: - The name should be memorable and attention-grabbing. - It should resonate with the essence of a bookstore. - The name should ideally be available as a domain name. I plan to have only one ph...attention-grabbing. - It should resonate with the essence of a bookstore. - The name should ideally be available as a domain name. I plan to have only one physical location for the bookstore, and I'm in no rush to have this project completed. I'm open to suggestions and would love to work with someone who has a strong marketing and branding background. the book store name is an ..................
I'm seeking an SEO expert who can intensify my book publishing website’s online reach on a national scale. The objective is to generate more leads and conversions, enriching our customer base. The ideal candidate can: - Target SEO initiatives towards a national audience to increase visibility. - Integrate compelling blog articles as part of the SEO strategy. - Exhibit proven experience in driving web traffic, enhancing search engine rankings and fostering lead conversion. A background in SEO for the publishing industry would be a distinct advantage. Proven results in similar projects is a must.
Are you ready to bring my vision for a children's book series to life? We're seeking a talented illustrator to transform our vision into beautiful illustrations that will captivate young readers. While we've created our cover art using generative AI and love the character it produced, we need your artistic touch to develop the dynamic images for the inside pages. What I Love: Pink Hard Hat and Gloves: The vibrant pink hard hat and gloves, especially with our logo customization, are fantastic! Facial Expression and Lashes: The character's facial expression and lashes are perfect and align beautifully with our design style. What We Can Improve: Locs: I prefer the locs from the last photo over the first one – they have more character and person...
I'm in need of a book cover for my upcoming novel on Ehlers Danlos Syndromes. The ideal candidate to take on this project should have: - Capable of designing in a realistic style - Experience in creating book covers, particularly for medical or health-related topics - An understanding of the needs of a sensitive or niche audience - Ability to capture the essence of a medical condition visually, while keeping it professional and engaging. I'm open to suggestions on how to best visually represent this rare medical condition in a way that will appeal to potential readers. If you have a portfolio that demonstrates your ability to handle such a project, I'd love to take a look.
I'm in the process of establishing a book store that primarily focuses on Business and Self-Help genres. I'm aiming for a modern and sleek name that will appeal to young adults. Key Points: - We're looking for a name that's succinct and easy to remember - It should convey a sense of innovation and contemporary style - The name should resonate with young adults, our target audience - The name should subtly suggest that we focus on Business and Self-Help genres - The name should be available for domain registration and not infringe upon existing copyrights Ideal Freelancer: - Experience in branding - Knowledge of current trends in naming - Understanding of the young adult market - Creative problem-solving skills
I'm in need of a web developer who can help me build a Modern and minimalist Portfolio site on WordPress. Key Features Required: - Contac...Image Gallery: The ability to showcase my projects and work in a visually appealing manner. - Testimonials Section: A dedicated space where I can feature client feedback and testimonials. Additional Requirements: - Online Book Order: I'd also like to integrate a feature where users can order my book online. The order should be secure, and the content should be protected from being downloaded or copied. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in WordPress development - Experience in designing modern and minimalist websites - Ability to create custom functionalities like the online book order - Attention to detail to ensure that the...
... Each joke must be well researched, original and provoke laughter from young and old alike. We don't want jokes that chatgpt can do. ========================================== More info: We focus on jokes such as "would you rather" for quite sharp middle school students. We've already used all the capabilities chatgpt has to offer. Now we're looking for high quality jokes written by real humour professionals. Example of a typical joke generated with chatgpt : Would you rather share a huge birthday cake with a dragon or a giant milkshake with a unicorn? Example with a human writer: Would you rather have a long, sticky tongue to grab your friends' sweets or teeth that keep growing back so you can eat lots of sweets? We refuse all jokes that ar...
I'm looking for an experienced translator to adeptly translate a self-help book from English to Gujarati. The book is approximately 10,000 to 50,000 words long. Key responsibilities: - Accurately convert the nuances of the self-help genre in Gujarati. - Maintain the integrity and voice of the original text. - Deliver a high-quality translation free from grammatical mistakes. Ideal skills for the job: - Excellent written proficiency in English and Gujarati. - Knowledge and understanding of the self-help genre. - Proven experience in book translation. This project requires a balance of precision and creativity to achieve an engaging and faithful translation of the self-help book. Candidates should have a proven track record in Gujarati translation, par...
I'm searching for a skilled designer capable of creating innovative and sustainable packaging solutions for sandwiches. The dimensions needed are 8x4. • The packaging materials will be cardboard and...are 8x4. • The packaging materials will be cardboard and paper. Expertise in working and designing with these materials is vital. • Knowledge in the food industry and specifically sandwich packaging would be highly advantageous. • A draft or sketch would be appreciated to get an idea of your style and approach. I have attached photos of the sandwich style. They are semi circular and open like a book. Looking for packaging that shows off the ingredients and is also greaseproof. Cost of production is also a concern. Not looking for graphic design or branding...
I'm looking for a talented writer to create a children's book targeted at preschoolers (ages 3-5). The key message I want to convey is about the importance of inclusivity and kindness towards others. Key Points: - Target Audience: The book is aimed at preschoolers, so the language, tone and story complexity should be suitable for this age group. - Theme: The central theme should revolve around inclusiveness and kindness. - Character: I want the story to be told through children as characters. This will help young readers relate to the story better and understand the importance of the message. I'm looking for a writer who has experience in writing children's books, especially for the preschool age group. It's important that the language is simple, e...
I'm looking for a talented children's book writer and illustrator to help me create a preschool (ages 3-5) book that focuses on the theme of inclusivity. The book will be in a single continuous story ( possibility of having a series) format and I'm looking for a realistic and detailed illustration style. Key Requirements: - Creating a cohesive and engaging narrative that conveys the importance of inclusivity. - Illustrating the story in a realistic and detailed style that's suitable for preschoolers. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in writing for and illustrating children's books. - Familiarity with the preschool demographic and their developmental needs. - Ability to create engaging, inclusive narratives. Your responsi...
Australian Fashion student/ graduate to write titles and descriptions for website tops and dresses Must have previous fashion writing experience in writing titles and descriptions for fashion websites Please show some photos and titles and descriptions of previous work. Must be experienced in Australia/ UK and local Australian If you are based overseas, I am sorry please do not bid Title about 10-12 words Description 100 words Point forms decription 14 words I'm looking for a seasoned fashion writer who can craft professional and informative titles and descriptions for clothing brands. It's crucial that these pieces are SEO-optimized to drive traffic to our products. Key Responsibilities: - Create compelling and descriptive titles - Write in...
...understanding of non-fiction book cover aesthetics. My book dives into the genre of self-help, with a focus on delivering a message of empowerment to the readers aged 20-30. Title - ATOM JOBS Sub Title - 9 Dream Job Secrets with AI Background Color - white Author Name: Akhilesh Telkar Ideal candidates should have: - Proven experience in designing captivating book covers, particularly in the non-fiction and self-help genres. - Aptitude for understanding the target audience and creating designs that appeal to them. - Excellent communication skills to understand the vision for the book cover and bring it to life. Impress me with your portfolio and let's collaborate to create a book cover that speaks directly to the audience, visually conveying t...
I am in need of a talented illustrator specifically skilled in creating cartoon illustrations. The project at hand is a children's book, so you should have a whimsical and playful style that appeals to young readers. Key Project Details: - I require less than 10 illustrations for the entire book, each one being integral to the story. - The illustrations will need to be engaging and easy to understand for children, so a background in children's book illustrations is highly preferred. - The final deliverable should be in high-resolution, suitable for print. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in creating cartoon-style illustrations. - Prior experience in illustrating children's books is a huge plus. - Able to convey emotions and tell stories thro...
...information about various treatments offered by the hospital. - Speciality Search: An intuitive search functionality for patients to find doctors based on their speciality. - Online Forms: Online forms for appointment booking and other requests. Key Objectives: - Provide Information: The website should serve as a reliable source of information for all visitors. - Booking Appointments: Enable patients to book appointments with doctors. - Connect Patients with Doctors: Facilitate direct communication between patients and doctors. - Showcase Hospital Services: Showcase the hospital’s services and specialities. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in OctoberCms - Experience in developing hospital or medical directory websites - Strong understanding of user experience and information ar...
Hi im looking for someone to write my book its about a 17 yo girls on the street with a baby and my life
I'm looking for a designer who can craft a vibrant and engaging cover for my non-fiction book. This role extends beyond just the book cover, as I also need mockups for the digital eBook version and social media promotional images. Key requirements for this project include: - Designing a bright, vibrant book cover that is suitable for a non-fiction context. - Creating a digital eBook version of the cover for online retail platforms. - Crafting social media promotional images that can be used across different platforms to help promote the book. Ideal skills and experience for this job would include: - Proven experience in non-fiction book cover design. - A strong portfolio of work that showcases vibrant, engaging, and professional designs. - Prof...
I'm looking for a skilled developer to...the patient data in the CRM to be synchronized with the chatbot we're building. - Integration with Voiceflow (chatbot builder): This part is slightly more complex. I need an integration that allows for booking and managing appointments, authorisation, as well as the ability to retrieve or create patient profiles. The goal is to build a chatbot that visitors to the website can interact with to book, reschedule, or cancel appointments. Automated messages to confirm changes will also be needed either through SMS or email. Ideal candidates will have experience in API integration, especially with CRM and chatbot builders like Voiceflow or Botpress. Experience with Dental CRM software is a plus. Those with high regard for security will...
I'm looking for an experienced and creative individual to design and craft a viral, hilarious meme for teenagers. Key Requirements: - The meme should be in video clip format - It should be engaging, funny, and understand teenage humour well. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Prior experience in creating memes, especially in video format - An understanding of teenage humour and what appeals to them socially and culturally - A portfolio that reflects successful, engaging, and shared memes - Strong video editing skills to create a compelling final product Please keep in mind that the goal is not only to create a meme, but also to make it shareable among teenagers. Looking forward to see some exciting proposals!
I'm seeking ...bring to life the characters and scenes in my children's book, "Our House has Webbed Feet." The primary target audience for this book are children aged between 4-7 years. Key Requirements: - Ability to illustrate with a realistic style - Experienced in creating age-appropriate content for young children - Capable of intricately detailing architectural elements within illustrations. The focus of the illustrations should be on the house, emphasizing its unique "webbed feet." These architectural details are crucial to the narrative and should be highlighted accordingly in the work. The illustrator must also be comfortable working within a lively, whimsical narrative. Skills needed: - Realistic Illustration - Children...
I'm in need of 2 creative and dynamic banners to serve as a powerful brand promotion tool. The design should be unique and attention-grabbing, showcasing my brand in the best possible light. The 2 sizes are MREC Dimensions (WxH): 300 x 250px Banner Dimensions De...unique and attention-grabbing, showcasing my brand in the best possible light. The 2 sizes are MREC Dimensions (WxH): 300 x 250px Banner Dimensions Desktop (WxH): 728 x 90px I want the two guys on the left and the single guy on the right and both cut out of the background and put on the tropical background. I want the words to say MAIN HEADING - Adding one makes it more fun! Sub heading - Book 2 Nights, Get 1 FREE - this smaller underneath " Extend the fun" will be the button underneath and the ...
...popular solutions like Amelia, Bookingpress, or Calendly, using Svelte or Sveltekit. I do not have any fixed budget in mind, if you can provide quality we can adjust the budget accordingly. Key Features: - Online appointment scheduling - Seamless calendar integration - Automated reminders - Page creation Users: The system will cater to three distinct user types: - Customers: Those looking to book appointments - Service Providers: Entities offering services and managing their availability - Administrators: Responsible for overall system management Appointment Booking: - The primary booking method will be through a dedicated website. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficiency in Svelte/Sveltekit for Frontend - Proficiency in Nodejs, expressjs for API - Use existing UI frame...
I'm working on a book highlighting ancient history and require an experienced illustrator proficient in creating cartoon-styled visuals. My project will involve: - Illustrating historical battles - Depicting ancient cultural events - Drawing ancient historical landmarks Illustration for a book about african history. May require anywhere from 100-150 illustrations for various stories. 20 unique stories. 5-10 images per story The ideal candidate for this project will have a keen interest in history accuracy, able to incorporate historical details into cartoons, making the past not only educational but entertaining to our readers. Existing portfolio or previous illustrations of history content is a big plus. Experience with cartoon illustration is essential. You&...
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I am in search of a freelancer who can assist me in verifying the employment history and qualifications of potential candidates in Switzerland. This is crucial for me to ensure the accuracy of their past employment and to validate their qualifications. Key Responsibilities: - Conducting thorough employment verification checks - Ensuring the accuracy of job titles and employment history - Verifying qualifications and past experiences - Providing detailed reports on your findings Ideal Skills: - Experience in HR, recruitment, or similar fields - Strong investigative and research skills - Excellent attention to detail - Understanding of Swiss employment laws and practices
I need a skilled individual to help me create a professional slide deck - the presentation is attached below and is titled Freelancer's Global Interview Standards The presentation is to be around 8 to 15 slides in length. I have highlighted in blue in the below presentation document, the titles I want you to focus on creating for the slide deck. Please feel free to use images wherever necessary. Key requirements: - Creating a visually-engaging, professional slide deck - Incorporating provided branding guidelines - Ensuring the slides are clear and concise - Good project management and communication skills, as I aim to be involved in the process to ensure it aligns with my vision
