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I would like a design made that would fit on the back of a T-Shirt. My idea is the wording, “Red Eye Swimwear” A comical (funny, cartoon) swimmer in a pool (and looks sleepy). I prefer hand drawn with humor. Swimmer should be freestyle, not breast stroke.

Hi, I am looking for a caricature artwork. I need by today. Can you do it?

A podcast about being widowed young/ it’s about empowerment, breaking down the stereotype. It’s funny yet digs into the hardships of being widowed. It’s called widowed AF. Upbeat, think ‘this is me’ from the greatest showman. Or about damn time by Lizzo.

A podcast about being widowed young/ it’s about empowerment, breaking down the stereotype. It’s funny yet digs into the hardships of being widowed. It’s called widowed AF. Upbeat, think ‘this is me’ from the greatest showman. Or about damn time by Lizzo.

Hello everyone! Looking for a graphic designer to create two awesome FACEBOOK POSTS, one for Christmas and one for New Year's Eve I want them to be colourful, funny and eye-catching like the files I've attached You don't need to have insane skills: you can use Canva or any other program, but make it editable Don't worry about having to write text: just create the space so I can add it later What I care is for them to be unique, colourful, fun, eye-catching and especially HIGH QUALITY / HIGH RESOLUTION Award is $20 dollars for two designs

Good afternoon! My name is Philippe, we are looking for a person in our studio(my games) who understands and knows how to make animation. From us: we offer the opportunity to work on major projects for major Hollywood studios. A high salary and the opportunity to emigrate to Georgia.(or work from home) We expect from you: The ability to work in such programs as (Adobe After Effects, System 4D,3Ds MAX).the ability to work in a team and according to a clear TOR .be stress-resistant. + knowledge of English will also be a big plus. It will also be a plus to be able to create character models Also, we will everyone who responds to the vacancy to complete a free test task

Brotherinlaw Howard is retiring. Avid fisherman along with his wife Marion. Also big car buff. He has a 1967 Camaro. I want to make a large funny poster of the two of them fishing from an amphibious car. The car photo is from istock. I have not downloaded the full size photo yet. Thought I would get feedback from some designers first. Oh of course I need it right away! Party is Friday and I need 2 days to get the poster printed. Not asking much I know.Haha.

A funny and raunchy comedy series about four air force cops stationed in Germany. Join them as they attempt to stay one step ahead of their commanding officer while still managing all of their crazy hijinks. With plenty of funny moments, unexpected encounters, and wild adventures - this show will have you laughing from start to finish. So grab your popcorn and get ready for some outrageous comedy when you join us: Jungle Juice!

We are four American men in are 50s and 60s from Georgia (USA) who are doing a 200km gravel bicycle race in Iceland (called the Rift) and we need a creative, funny team name. Right now the best we can do is the Cranky Vikings (get it? Bicycle crank). We know you can do better! Bonus if you can give us a team slogan along with our team name. Get your creative juices flowing. Ready. Set. Go!

I need to get 4 gaming videos done for a client before the 17th of december. As i am very busy myself i wont be able to make it. The videos are for kids and the game is roblox. The raw footage will be around 20-40 minutes that sould end out as a 10-15 min video I will provide you with my clients youtube channel...december. As i am very busy myself i wont be able to make it. The videos are for kids and the game is roblox. The raw footage will be around 20-40 minutes that sould end out as a 10-15 min video I will provide you with my clients youtube channel so you can see what the result should look like I recuire that you take some time to add a bunch of sound effects(kids friendly), add some subtitles for funny moments, add non copyrighted background music. As well as some zooms here...

I need to get 4 gaming videos done for a client before the 17th of december. As i am very busy myself i wont be able to make it. The videos are for kids and the game is roblox. The raw footage will be around 20-40 minutes that sould end out as a 10-15 min video I will provide you with my clients youtube channel...december. As i am very busy myself i wont be able to make it. The videos are for kids and the game is roblox. The raw footage will be around 20-40 minutes that sould end out as a 10-15 min video I will provide you with my clients youtube channel so you can see what the result should look like I recuire that you take some time to add a bunch of sound effects(kids friendly), add some subtitles for funny moments, add non copyrighted background music. As well as some zooms here...

Not for the easily offended, I want to start making fake ads and commercials that demonstrate hypocrisy and call out "influencers," politicians, etc. Please see reference video to use: https://nypos...commercials that demonstrate hypocrisy and call out "influencers," politicians, etc. Please see reference video to use: Please see example animation idea: I have a script that needs to be enthusiastically read by Kanye with his mouth moving in a funny and animated way. The video will be the hooded video. PLEASE DO NOT BID OR CONTACT ME IF YOU CAN'T CREATE A REALISTIC FAKE AD WHERE IT APPEARS KANYE IS MAKING AN ADVERTISEMENT IN HIS VOICE.

...No background needed. Plain white. Octopus can be any bright color, llama is white, wooly maybe with a colorful color, and sloth is brown. Maybe a little green grass under the octopus. Please let me know if this drawing is possible and the cost. Thanks! Attached is a sample of an octopus as a ride. It shows type of cartoon I’m looking for, also attached are samples of all the characters as cartoons for guidance ...

Design a logo for a new company. (Raad Het Pak) (Guess The Bag) It's a company that provides a nice evening for friends. They have to blind taste 6...for a new company. (Raad Het Pak) (Guess The Bag) It's a company that provides a nice evening for friends. They have to blind taste 6 different wines. All in clear carafs. So their clients won't see which wine is in the caraf. In those carafs there is a bag of wine, among 5 bottles of wine. The clients have to guess the bag of wine at the end of the night. The logo can be in a funny way, but nice and clean. The evening is always with 5 bottles of wine and 1 bag of wine. That can come out of the logo as well. The company name must be in it. can be in various ways. Looking forward to some nice entries. Thanks.

About HotMess Xpress: HotMess Xpress is a woman's clothing brand with trendy graphic tops. Our tops have funny and vulgar jokes/slogans. I already have a design in mind I just need someone to turn it into a PDF logo. Project Description: I'm after a design that is a single color as i wish to print it on multiple different colored tops. I would like a evil style, skin melting smiley face (with our business name wrapped around (I already have a picture)

I would need your "crowdsourced" help to create 1-sentence answers to a question that I need to use for user input simulation (example question: "How are you feeling today?"). The answers need to be clearly human and unique (example: "I am doing great. I just won the lottery!!"). They can also be funny, weird, odd etc. They need to be between 5 and 30 words long. Use your creativity. There is no "right" answers but answers need to be human and intelligent. I would need 1000 of such responses to a question (I will provide the question) created. I would estimate 20-30 seconds per answer, so it would be around 6-8 hours of work for a sample of 1000.

Hi There, So we are Exotic Socks ! We create bright, bold, funky, colorful, controversial, funny weed socks! Our clients are 20-30 year olds. **Please See Display Case Dieline Attached** Display Case - This display case I want it to be EXTREMELY eye catching, I want it to have color paint splatter all throughout the display maybe so weed plant, we are opening to all designs we just want it to be very eyecating and colorful and want it to flow perfectly with the logo! Please be creative we are looking for fun hip colorful and eye-catching designs, imagine you were in a store and you can spot this display from a mile away because it so eye catching

Good afternoon! My name is Philippe, we are looking for a person in our studio(my games) who understands and knows how to make animation. From us: we offer the opportunity to work on major projects for major Hollywood studios. A high salary and the opportunity to emigrate to Georgia.(or work from home) We expect from you: The ability to work in such programs as (Adobe After Effects, System 4D,3Ds MAX).the ability to work in a team and according to a clear TOR .be stress-resistant. + knowledge of English will also be a big plus. It will also be a plus to be able to create character models Also, we will fuck everyone who responds to the vacancy to complete a free test task Salary from 4500 dollars

ASP, Inc. is looking for 3 visual artists for a long term partnership. 1. 2d cartoons and illustrations expert 2. after effects expert 3. 3d studio max + tyflow expert Please provide only the best 3 projects that define you as an artist. Many thanks, AB

...@CashProOfficial @MrReis7 I will provide the idea/topic with some preliminary research/samples and you would create the content/video around it. Intro/End screen/Subscribe pop-up templates will be provided. Video workflow: 10 second bait intro, channel intro, follow subscribe pop ups, and then keep the content in the body edited in a way that is funny, engaging and entertaining. Ending with Channel end screen. Scriptwriter * Writing an original, well researched script, entertaining type style with 10 sec. hook. Must be factually sound, no plagiarism/copyright, must pass Copyscape 100%. Voiceover * Performing a voice over (no AI voiceover) in an excited, engaging and energetic tonality. * Mix/Master/Sync the audio to the video, editing out

I'd like to commission a piece for my father. I'd like to get him a picture of Marvin the Martian and Leonard Nimoy as Spock sitting next to each other on the moon gazing at earth, with a side table with a pitcher of ice tea and two glasses, each with a lemon. Semi-realism preferred, but a great cartoonist representation is also acceptable.

I'd like to commission a piece for my father. I'd like to get him a picture of Marvin the Martian and Leonard Nimoy as Spock sitting next to each other on the moon gazing at earth, with a side table with a pitcher of ice tea and two glasses, each with a lemon. Semi-realism preferred, but a great cartoonist representation is also acceptable.

We are looking for an artist to draw either digitally or by hand original political cartoons and drawing. We will provide the theme and concept and you will need to turn it into an image. We will pay $30-$50 per drawing / cartoon.

I'm looking for a explainer isometric video. Hello! I hope you are very well. I need help with this: - I will provide you with script, voice over and logo animation - Include charts and graphs. I am sending you an example of a capture that I really like. I would like it to look something like this. - Include subtitles - Include the Logo Animation - I don't like characters and cartoons. - I want it to look technological and smart. References:

I want to print a personalized t-shirt for my boyfriend for Christmas with all the little references to our inside jokes in it! I was attracted to inspirations of Anime backgrounds or architecture (I have loads of references and the complete list of inside jokes!) I do apologize, but would it at all be possible to complete before the 16th of December?

Nos gustaría contar con personas que nos puedan sacar diseños para ropa. Con estilo urbano o funny. Queremos diferentes propuestas. Animaros a enviar vuestros diseños.

Create a 2 page website for a plumbing cartoons with 5 animation cartoons

...with horses, goats, chickens, dogs, pigs, rabbits, and cats. We have homesteaded our place and are now using social media to spread tips and tricks to what we do for the animals and gardening. Our company colors are earth tones of Brown, green, and blue. Are are based in Colorado but moving to Arkansas. We would like a logo that has a simple country fill, easy to print or cut out of metal. NO Cartoons or wild coloring and shading. keep it simple. If you want to check out our Instagram for ideas please feel free. Please submit both a color and a black and white version. Thanks Additional guidelines: We are a "family first" hobby farm so I would like to see silhouettes of a cowboy, cowgirl, little country boy and little horse girl worked into the logo

Making a funny picture for my elderly father that just got a foot scooter. Would like him cropped out of this picture and inserted into something that looks like a race track. Want him to have a winners ribbon across chest (crop out what is there....)that says "First Place" and maybe holding a trophy (don't like the clear vase he is holding in this picture) Have it say: "10th Floor Grand Prize Scooter Champion" Note: Second and Third place weren't given due to lack of competitors. This image will then get printed as a photograph.

Hello there , We are Looking for 2D Cartoon Animator who can create Basic Story Based Cartoon Videos in Hindi. - Storyline will be Provided - you will also be adding Voice Overs - 2-4 Videos Every Week - Video Length will be 10-15 Minutes If You are the one who finds creativity and art interesting , this project can be quality work for you. Its a long term project hence if good quality work is carried out then we can also take it on permanent basis. You can check attached file of lookalike videos which you can take as reference to understand the work. (Audio of attached file can be disrupted) Also you can share us your sample work for us to understand your qualities. Looking forward to work with you.

Well I need animations for adult geared anime cartoons and animated films and some filmmakers to make some R18+ rated live action movies and tv shows preferably all with sound and music services added to the footage also complete with actors and voice actors

I have a number of cartoons that I need to be drawn. I have attached a rough sketch of a cartoon drawn by a friend since I cannot draw. I want to use the cartoons to send into a company that makes cards for birthdays, Christmas etc.

... About this Project: Your task is to design 30 cartoon strips on fundraising situations ~~~ Please see our Freelancer.com client profile and past reviews. So take the task seriously, and show us your best work ! ~~~ About this task: We are creating 30 fundraising newsletters and require cartoon strips for each edition 1. Should be attractive; humorous, funny looking; grab attention; 2. Attached is a docx. of fundraising ideas and jokes which may be helpful to create cartoon. 3; Attached are our brand guidelines. 4; We work with Sports clubs, Schools, Big Charity's, Animals, Medical and Government organization etc. over Australia and New Zealand. Attached is our fundraiser guide to show you who we are and what we do as a business. Please bid only if you have previ...

We need someone who has experience with hand-drawn cartoons and illustrations. This is a very urgent job. I have attached an example for your reference of what you will design.

Funny Vintage Pink Santa I have send you the idea of Santa Claus i need something like to this idea please don't copy past the same design this is just for inspiration image

I’m looking for a simple cartoonist for a 16 spread (30pg) children’s book. I envision my project as a cross between ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ , ‘When a Dragon Moves In’ and ‘Mr. Particular’. It will be mostly comic book style spreads for a light-hearted and funny story starring a couple of little boys and a handful of other characters. There will be approximately 1-2 images per page (45-50 images total) so quote accordingly please. More books are in-concept stage so I’m hoping for an on-going relationship. Please let me know if you’re interested, your estimated budget and send me a sample:) Thank you! Kristen

I've been trying to write my memoir for the past 3 years but each time I try to, something measure happens and I end up losing motivation. I need a ghost writer whom I'll meet once a week until the project is finished. I need someone funny and sarcastic. Please let me know how you work. I chose a budget below, but I'm quite flexible. Lastly I'm based in South Africa

We are looking for experienced script writer for our finance Youtube channel. Please apply only if you are good story-teller and you know how youtube works, what hooks, topices, jokes etc. We are looking for similar style to this video: The goal is to make in-depth, facts-packed 10-15 mins videos on finance related topics. REQUIREMENTS - Fluent in English - Perfect English grammar - Deep research before writting - can use jokes - can´t use swearing/cursing - fast worker ( 2 days max) - don´t repeat information Most important is to know how to write entertaining scripts that keeps viewers hooked and engaged throughout the whole video. HOW IT WORKS - Before each

We are starting a funny kids t-shirt company. We have about 30 cute and funny t-shirt sayings (with simple clip art for most of them), and we need to hire a graphic designer with related experience. Our website will be connected to middle-man company , which will be responsible for working with the manufacturer and distributor. Looking to pay the designer $40 per shirt. We will pay $40 for the first effort; no "free sample" needed. If you're the right fit, we could give you all the work; i.e., $40 x 25. Please tell us about your related experience and show us samples of your related work. Thank you! Reference:

I would like to provide pictures of 3 people, me and my two kids, to creature a caricature type drawing with a Christmas themed background. I would like it to be funny but capture the look of the 3 of us. My son is a baseball player at Long Beach State. My daughter likes to surf. And I like the Chicago Bears. If you can incorporate our likes into the picture would be ideal..Thank you

i need for a client a original funny christmas/happy newyear card from a existing picture. You need to add some original christmas / happynewyear stuff what shall be real funny and original. The card wil be give to their customers and will give more work if it is a a success. Show me your funny original skills and maybe you wil be choosen. NO BIDHOLDERS!!!

If you can write emotional (happy, sad, funny messages) action taking sales pages, or connecting with the audience through email, mobile notifications, and other means then please bid. I am looking to work with the best of the best in copywriting.

Looking for someone who can do funny animations of celebrities, probably for tik tok etc. I will provide the voice-over (celebrity impressions) I need this as soon as possible. If it has a look something like Paradise PD or similar would be good. I need someone to advise on which style will be both funny and economical. First project is under 3 minutes long. Budget is $50-100 per minute. Possible ongoing work. Talent must be able to provide examples of similar work they have done.

I need an experienced professional in Phoenix with a good amount on experience processing and arguing business BKs. 1 member llc bankruptcy . It is a standard easy bk except the one garnisher that finally after almost 5 frigging yrs was granted a judgement in her favor 10 weeks ago. She is an atty with no real clients, so she has a lot of f...frigging yrs was granted a judgement in her favor 10 weeks ago. She is an atty with no real clients, so she has a lot of free time on her hands. For example, fighting to 'get back' a whopping 20k that was a result of a missed payment we did not agree on. Her 'client' is ,Copperpoint Insurance, a multi conglomerate, publicly traded gazillion dollar company. It is a personal vendetta she has, kind of funny except she did wi...

I have a Joke channel that requires 3 thumbnails. I'm looking for a creative designer with good imagination and done similar designs also. The three themes are: - Telling Offensive Italian Jokes to Italian Dad - Telling Offensive Greek Jokes to Greek Mum - Dark/Offensive Jokes in nature These do not have to be in the name, the only thing that needs to be in there is the 2 contestants. I'm looking for unlimited revisions. I will be picky with the final design so only serious Freelancers please. Again, $20 is for ALL three thumbnails.

I need someone to draw a logo for workout shirts. based on Disney like cartoons. characters are to have muscles

Song has 5 couplets and 1 chorus. Translation should fit the melody. This song is planned to be used in cartoon animation so meaning of lines should correspond with actions in cartoon. Example of chorus: When I’m cleaning up — I feel myself good, And I’m singing funny song. Let’s put things in their place And we’ll get back in a cozy space. Detailed cartoon script, English version of the lines and melody will be provided. Native Spanish speakers and candidates with music background will be preferred. Submission files should include .doc file with translation and a sound record (not professional, but to understand that translated lines fit the melody).

So guys, we required someone who is good with writing and can write funny sketch video scripts.

I have videos where there are VFXs of fire, water, magic, lasers, bounces etc. I want you to: 1.- Add sound effects and music 2.- Enhance the voice with filters (video example attached) 3.- Tweak the SFX, Music and Voice volume so the 3 sound great (the voice will be provided by me) This is an on-going work, around 1-2 videos will be given each week: - Video duration: 8-10 mi...the SFX, Music and Voice volume so the 3 sound great (the voice will be provided by me) This is an on-going work, around 1-2 videos will be given each week: - Video duration: 8-10 minutes. - Music & SFXs Library access will be provided. - If you use other music and SFXs, make sure that they are copyright-free - Multitrack WAV and Project file as final delivery - Use your creativity to make it funny an...

Hello all! I have a coffee company called Crack. We run many jokes regarding the substance and how it overlaps with the coffee brand. I need someone to provide some graphic design work for our social media posts. The designs must be simple, humorous, and clean cut. I want someone with creativity so that they can provide me with new content weekly. This first promotion will be a contest for 3-5 images that include our brand and/or coffee in them. If I like the work, it will be a weekly or bi-weekly job. Please note, I understand that this job is not specific. That is on purpose. I want someone who can use their own creativity to help my company generate content that we can post online. The current facebook link is: