create custom mail chimp fourms & pop ups & clean up all graphics on site

task 1. I want a visually appealing mail chim fourm on most pages. Each form must have it's own list status in mail chimp. task 2. Right now I have place holder graphics. I want you to go through each and every page to find graphics that are logical to the page and render them as unique images with seo keywords for the topic i'm discussing. task 3. I need to have an autoresponder text message SMS ability to send a personalised text out from a specific number. I should be able to configure the day to day intervoles similar to an autoresponder for sms. Analytics on open ratios would be ideal. task 4. review all graphic and page files and run copy scape on all pages to make sure all text is unique. task 5. test all functionality for mobile devices and optimize for speed load times. task 6. take what i've done to the next level and make it look even more professional. i'll provide wp-admin details, mail chimp and we can buy another script for the sms if needed.