Airline Safety card style poster for short people getting into a large bed

I want to make an instructional poster in the style of an airline safety card on how short girls can get into and out of a large bed. The story: I made an extra large bed (i'm very tall) and people (girls) have trouble getting into it. So i'm making a joke/poster of it. Segments: -info: No smoking, no eating in the bed, no phone usage while others are in the bed, warning of height (80cm) -an area drawing of large bed (like the 3D aircraft in example file) with entrance and exist arrows/pathway, -primary method of entry: turn around (butt to bed), place hands on bed,, hop up to sitting,, swing legs on -secondary method: jump and roll -emergency wooden block stowed under the bed. -spooning positions to prevent rolling out of bed, -restrains may be provided -forward exit: sit at edge, hands at side, slide - rolling exit out of bed: lay at the edge face down, drop one leg, then other and slide to the floor. -stealing the duvet will result in ejection,, two people in bed one with all the duvet and red circle and slash then a large arrow to apic of being kicked out: am thinking a kick with arrow and girl in mid air about to fall with a face of ahhh #¤%#: like old road runner style) Have fun with it, just keep the style of a safety card with square segments and line gfx