Viral content curator / Article Writer / SEO / Virtual Assistant - All in one

Howdy to all the amazing freelancers out there! Looking to hire as described above, an extremely talented and creative individual who will grow with this start up. Fluency in English is a MUST also ability to write and understand slang English. Please do not apply if this does not apply to you- you are wasting both of our time. Write "Capricorn" somewhere randomly in your sentence. This individual is someone who is a hard worker, intelligent, brilliant, FUN & humorous, easy going, flexible, understands direction well. Initially with the limited budget, I am looking with freelancers with lowest rates, however if I am satisfied with your work, as the website grows, the rates with grow significantly. Therefore I want someone who is hungry, a true underdog. Above all I need someone who is extremely funny and entertaining and understands what makes someone share an article with their friends and family. Skills needed: ...you know, besides PERFECT ENGLISH - Understands viral content (I will provide some study material) - Has previous experience in article writing - Ideally has written before for some viral content website - Knowledge of SEO - Knowledge of SMM - Any web design experience (Photoshop & Illustrator) will be highly regarded - Web research - Wordpress - Familiar with what is trending in the world - Someone who hangs out on sites like 9gag, pinterest, reddit and below mentioned, you know a real geek who likes viral content like me. The website will be modelled after: [login to view URL] [login to view URL] [login to view URL] Bid your rate per article (which includes research for the pictures on the subject, keep in mind that the text is minimum- emphasis is on the picture research and collecting) i.e. weirdest baby faces, top places to visit before you die, cute puppies, you get the gist. I am looking to pay 1-2$, please do NO APPLY IF THIS IS LOW FOR YOU. Let me know a bit more about yourself, why would you want to work with me? Invest in this application, don't just copy-paste generic applications (I worked here as well so I know how us freelancers like to apply to all sorts of jobs that they did not even read). Lowest bids will be considered first (at this stage) Happy Bidding!! :-) Nejra