Fishing/Boat Lingo Content

Ahoy there Landlubbers! I 'm searching for a creative writer to write some content for a fishing charter website i'm working on. I need someone that's experienced with Boat and deep sea fishing lingo and terminology. I like fun, witty, and entertaining articles! Reply back to this job post with an example of what you can offer. Pirate talk is an added bonus but I don't want the whole article to be in pirate talk- it's fun but it gets monotonous and it's hard to read. Provide me with 4 sentences for your own Fishing Charter Company. What would my guests and I be looking forward to? What can we expect to catch while out on the water. Use your terminology and knowledge of fishing to write me something. Use words like angler, starboard, etc. but not to the point where someone wouldn't understand what you're talking about. People coming to this website are looking for an experience- let's give it to them.