Uandishi wa Kitabu Jobs

Corrección ortotipográfica y maquetación (eBook y tapa blanda) para libro con 45 000 palabras y 30 imágenes Descripción detallada Acerca del proyecto: Tipo de proyecto: Edición y formato de un libro para su publicación en Amazon KDP. Manuscrito: Tiene aproximadamente 45 000 palabras y unas 200 páginas. Contenido especial: Incluye alrededor de 20 imágenes que deben integrarse correctamente en el formato. Estado actual: Ya tengo el diseño de la portada y no necesito una corrección de estilo, solo la corrección ortotipográfica y la maquetación. Servicios requeridos: Corrección ortotipográfica: Revisión minuciosa del manuscrito para corregir errores de ortografía, gram&...

I need an engaging ebook that speaks directly to real estate investors in a friendly, conversational tone while still delivering solid, actionable investment tips. The goal is to provide readers with clear strategies they can apply immediately, supported by current data, examples, and any compelling case studies you feel strengthen the narrative. Here’s what I expect: • A well-structured table of contents that flows logically from fundamentals to advanced tactics • Fully original content, professionally edited, with citations for any figures or research used • Compelling visuals or simple charts where they add value (I can supply brand colors and logo) • Final delivery in an editable source file plus a polished PDF ready for distribution A concise, reader-...

I need a well-structured e-book that explains basic music theory in clear, engaging language. The goal is to give absolute beginners a solid foundation, covering essentials such as note reading, rhythm, key signatures, scales, intervals, and chord building, all supported with practical examples they can try on piano or guitar. Here is what I expect: • A complete e-book manuscript, logically organized into short, progressive chapters (roughly 12–15 is ideal but I am flexible if you have a better pedagogical flow). • Concise explanations paired with simple diagrams, staff notations, and real-world musical excerpts where useful. • Original content only—no copy-paste from existing texts. I will run a plagiarism check before final approval. • Final delive...

wraiting a romantic love story novel

Saya membutuhkan seorang penulis untuk menyusun sebuah cerita bertema penyesalan sekaligus romantis, ditujukan khusus bagi pembaca dewasa muda. Cerita ini harus: • Memadukan emosi penyesalan yang kuat dengan alur romansa yang relevan bagi usia 18-25 tahun. • Menghadirkan karakter yang relatable, dialog alami, dan konflik yang membuat pembaca terpikat hingga akhir. • Ditulis dalam bahasa Indonesia yang ringan namun tetap berkualitas literer. Ruang lingkup awal cukup sederhana: satu cerita selesai (sekitar 4.000–6.000 kata) lengkap dengan judul, sinopsis singkat, pembagian bab atau bagian, dan ending yang memuaskan. Silakan usulkan twist atau gaya narasi yang Anda rasa paling efektif. Kirimkan portofolio singkat atau contoh tulisan bertema serupa ketika mela...

I’m preparing a set of educational hand-outs for primary school students and would like the content broken down into clear, engaging bullet points that kids can grasp quickly. Once I share the lesson topics and any textbook pages, you’ll turn each key concept into concise, age-appropriate bullets that balance simplicity with accuracy. The finished material should: • Cover every concept I provide without skipping details • Use language suitable for 6- to 11-year-olds (short sentences, familiar words) • Highlight definitions, examples, and any fun facts or memory tricks that spark curiosity • Arrive in an editable Google Docs or Word file so I can add illustrations later If you have experience distilling curriculum content or writing for children...

Data-From Digital Filess 6 days leftMy current project involves a batch of digital files—PDFs, Word docs, and a few CSVs—holding a mix of text and numbers. Every field needs to be keyed in by hand so I can be absolutely sure nothing is lost to automated parsing Your task is to open each document, copy the relevant textual and numerical data, and paste it into the correct columns without altering

I need help completing and formatting my mystery novel for e-book publication. Key requirements: - Finish writing partial draft - Format manuscript to meet e-book standards Ideal skills and experience: - Proven track record in writing and formatting e-books - Experience with fiction, particularly in the mystery genre - Attention to detail and strong command of grammar and style Looking forward to collaborating with a talented writer to bring my novel to life!

I’m commissioning a brand-new romantic story and need a writer who excels at pure story writing. The brief is simple: craft an original, emotionally engaging narrative that keeps readers invested until the final page. The piece must be delivered as a complete, polished manuscript (editable Doc or Google Doc). Alongside the story, include a concise synopsis so I can quickly convey its hook to potential publishers or reviewers. All characters, plot lines, and dialogue should be your own creation—no recycled or AI-generated text. If you thrive on weaving romance into compelling stories and can hit deadlines without hand-holding, this project is yours to own. I’m happy to discuss length, setting, and any creative twists you’d like to explore once we connect.

أعمل حاليًا على كتاب سيرة ذاتية موجّهة إلى فئة الشباب، وأحتاج إلى شريك يتولّى دور المحور؛ أي المنظِّق والموجِّه الذي يربط بين الفكرة واللغة والقارئ بدقّة وحسّ ثقافي رفيع. ما أبحث عنه تحديدًا هو: • تحليل المخطوط القائم وتلخيص الرسالة الجوهرية لكل فصل. • إعادة ضبط مسار السرد بحيث يبقى جذّابًا وملهمًا للشباب دون الإخلال بصدق التجربة الشخصية. • وضع مخطط تفصيلي (Outline) يبيّن أهداف كل فصل، والنبرة اللغوية المقترحة، ونقاط الترقيم السردي التي تحفّز القارئ على المتابعة. • مراجعة شاملة للأسلوب لضمان سلاسة الترجمة الثنائية المحتملة مستقبلًا، مع الحفاظ على الفروق الثقافية الدقيقة. • اقتراح عناوين فرعية، وتنسيق الفقرات، وتمييز اللحظات المفصلية التي تستحق إبرازًا بصريًا (اقتباس مميّز، مربع نصي، إلخ). • تقديم تقرير ختامي يتضمّن توصيات تحريرية، وجدولًا زمنيًا للخ...

Description: I have a completed manuscript that needs professional formatting for publication on Amazon Kindle (KDP). The book is fully written — I just need it properly structured and formatted for both digital and print (hardcover) editions. Deliverables: Kindle eBook File (KDP-Ready) Format for all Kindle devices (Fire, Paperwhite, iOS/Android Kindle apps, etc.) Proper table of contents (linked and interactive) Chapter headings, spacing, fonts, and paragraph alignment consistent with Kindle style guidelines Clean text flow with no orphan lines, widows, or formatting errors Hardcover / Print Edition Formatted for 6x9 inches (or other standard size, based on recommendation) Include mirrored margins, page numbers, running headers/footers Professionally styled front matter a...

I have a near-final electronic manuscript on 1812 - 1815 America that is ready for its finishing touches before publication on Amazon. The file is in Microsoft Word and already well-developed; what it needs now is a detail-oriented editor who works comfortably in AP Style and understands the technical side of book production for Kindle and print-on-demand. Here’s the scope of work: • Copy edit the full text to bring grammar, punctuation, and overall readability in line with AP Style while preserving my voice. • Re-organize and refine the table of contents so chapter titles and subheads flow logically and link correctly in the e-book. • Compile a clean, properly formatted bibliography that meets academic expectations for a history title. • Insert, caption, ...

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我手里已经整理出一大批素材，希望围绕“做事做人的规则”这一主题，把它们扩展成一本面向所有年龄层的幽默读物。整本书侧重轻松、有趣、略带调侃的语气，读者在会心一笑的同时还能获得一些实用的小启发。 工作内容 • 根据我提供的素材，先梳理章节结构与中心观点 • 加入引人发笑的桥段、日常案例或段子，自然串联每条规则 • 完成通读流畅的中文初稿，并自检逻辑与语气统一 • 按需进行一次内容润色与节奏调整 我会持续补充想法与素材，期待你主动提出改进建议，把零散灵感加工成有章法的成书文稿。如果你擅长把枯燥主题写得妙趣横生，欢迎与我合作！

My name is Nadula, and I am a Freelance Creative Writer with four years of experience in writing and storytelling. I am 20 years old, and writing has always been one of my greatest passions. For me, writing is not just about using words — it is about expressing ideas, emotions, and creativity in a way that connects with people. Over the past four years, I have written many creative pieces, including short stories, poems, and articles. Through this experience, I have learned how to think imaginatively, build strong narratives, and communicate messages clearly. Writing gives me the freedom to explore new perspectives and share thoughts that inspire others. As a freelance writer, I enjoy working on different projects and developing my skills every day. I always try to make my writing ...

I need an engaging ebook that speaks directly to real estate investors in a friendly, conversational tone while still delivering solid, actionable investment tips. The goal is to provide readers with clear strategies they can apply immediately, supported by current data, examples, and any compelling case studies you feel strengthen the narrative. Here’s what I expect: • A well-structured table of contents that flows logically from fundamentals to advanced tactics • Fully original content, professionally edited, with citations for any figures or research used • Compelling visuals or simple charts where they add value (I can supply brand colors and logo) • Final delivery in an editable source file plus a polished PDF ready for distribution A concise, reader-...

We’re looking for a reliable and detail-oriented General Assistant to support our daily business operations. This role involves handling a variety of administrative and communication tasks, including research, phone calls, email responses, and updating documents or spreadsheets. You’ll work closely with our team and help ensure :Conduct online research and compile findings into organized

I'm seeking a skilled line editor for an educational non-fiction science book aimed at adults. The ideal candidate should have - - Strong command of language and grammar - Experience with educational content - Ability to enhance clarity and readability - Prior work on adult non-fiction books Please provide samples of previous work and a brief outline of your editing process.

I’ve outlined a warm, hopeful high-school romance entitled “Langit di Atas Lapangan.” The core of the tale is the connection between Rafa—a shy student who loves photographing the evening sky—and Lira, the classmate whose candid laugh he accidentally captures. What I need now is a polished short story manuscript that brings their very first encounter to life in vivid, heartfelt detail. The finished piece should center on that pivotal moment when Rafa’s camera clicks and everything changes, letting readers feel the spark between them while sprinkling in the gentle atmosphere of sunset on the school field. Scope • Length: 4 000–6 000 words, Indonesian. • Tone & mood: soft, wistful, full of quiet optimism. • Emphasis: the ini...

Description I’m looking for a reliable, English-speaking person based in the United States to purchase a printed book, read it, and then write a short text about their experience with the story in a Word document, which will be submitted through the Freelancer platform. The book is based on the true story of my grandfather, who survived the horrors of World War II, captivity, and the long road to freedom. It’s an emotional and inspiring story about courage, perseverance, and unbroken faith — even in the darkest times. As the author, I’m seeking honest feedback and impressions from readers to understand how the story resonates emotionally and narratively. Task Steps - Purchase the printed (paperback) version of the book to confirm it is a genuine copy. - Read th...

I’m seeking an experienced U.S.-based ghostwriter (native English speaker) to help refine and rewrite/revise a my completed draft manuscript for clarity, conciseness, and structural flow. The book, Thriving Through Empathy in a Chaotic World, explores how empathy, critical thinking, and emotional intelligence can strengthen individual lives, relationships, and democratic values. It’s written for teenage to adult readers who want to understand how empathy can heal divides in families, workplaces, communities, and civic life including application of learned skills to governing at the Federal level and leadership in religious organizations. Project Scope Current manuscript: ~49,000 words, 17 chapters (including the content preceding Chapter 1 and following Chapter 17) Goal: 30,0...

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Greetings Freelancer, Are you a passionate literary writer, a book reading enthusiast and looking for an exciting project to participate in and give the readers community your expression of literary or literal literature in narrative? You need not look any further! Authors Website click: Our project offers the writer a unique opportunity to intrigue the readers community with a writer's perspective of a scripture versed Christology in narratives with a well-balanced blend of biblical theology and world history ideology. When able, create a conversation with our project team, and with the assistance of our Project Coordinator, you will be guided to navigate through the project task list process and write about your community reader experience. By following the project task li...

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Long-Term Ghostwriter Wanted for Political Satire Bestseller Project (TRUMPERY — A Humanosverse™ Project) I’m seeking a professional ghostwriter for a major creative project — the first book in a political satire series titled TRUMPERY, beginning in January 2026. This is not a one-off assignment but the start of a long-term collaboration on a connected universe of at least nine planned books (and potentially more). The tone is darkly humorous, intelligent, and cinematic, blending satire, psychology, and sharp social observation — designed to attract and keep readers from the very first page. Project Overview Title: TRUMPERY Genre: Political Satire / Dark Comedy / Contemporary Fiction Length: 90,000–100,000 words (approx. 350–400 pages) Aud...

Saya ingin menerbitkan sebuah buku cerita bergenre petualangan yang ditujukan khusus untuk anak-anak. Saya sudah memiliki beberapa ide dasar, namun membutuhkan bantuan untuk mengubahnya menjadi naskah lengkap yang seru, mudah dipahami, dan mengandung pesan moral positif. Ruang lingkup yang saya bayangkan meliputi: • Pengembangan plot dan alur petualangan yang memikat anak usia 7–10 tahun. • Penciptaan karakter utama dan pendukung yang menyenangkan serta mudah diingat. • Penulisan naskah final—lengkap dengan pembagian bab atau segmen pendek—menggunakan bahasa sederhana, ritme kalimat yang enak dibaca keras-keras, dan kosakata yang ramah anak. • Saran judul, blurb singkat, dan ide aktivitas ringan (mis. teka-teki atau pertanyaan reflektif) di ...

We’re looking for a reliable and detail-oriented General Assistant to support our daily business operations. This role involves handling a variety of administrative and communication tasks, including research, phone calls, email responses, and updating documents or spreadsheets. You’ll work closely with our team and help ensure :Conduct online research and compile findings into organized

My two-part nonfiction series, “Dead Sea Scroll Prophecies: 1 Enoch, Jubilees and the End Times” and “Dead Sea Scroll Prophecies: Essenes, Christians and the End Times” (DSSP I & II), is complete at roughly 121,000 words—footnotes can be ignored for this stage. I now need an experienced beta reader to walk through both manuscripts and tell me, in plain language, how well the books serve pastors and small-group leaders as a primary audience, and active Christians and college professors as a secondary audience. The big question you will help me answer is whether complex Second-Temple ideas come across clearly enough for readers who may know only the basics of the Bible. As you read, note where the flow stalls, where the storytelling shines, and—mo...

Freelance Ghostwriter Needed (Business/Finance/Stock Market) - Finish & Elevate 75%-Complete Manuscript Project Overview I’m seeking an experienced ghostwriter/editor to complete and professionally polish my nonfiction book in the Business/Finance/Stock Market genre. Working title: “Trading with EDGE – A Practical Playbook for Discipline, Risk, and Repeatable Profits.” The manuscript is ~75% complete and structured around a framework I conceptualized and designed (Edge, Discipline, Guard, Evolve)—with a setup library, risk model, routines, and a student workbook section. What I Need A senior-caliber ghostwriter who can: • Tighten structure & narrative flow: Ensure clear progression, remove repetition, and strengthen through-lines (FRAMEWORK acros...

I have a campaign premise ready to go—what I’m missing is an evocative world that feels lived-in. I’m looking for someone who can design a complete setting for a Dungeons & Dragons game, turning my loose ideas into a cohesive realm players will remember. I have a loose idea of how I want it to run, and I already have a world map created. Scope of work • Craft a detailed world guide covering geography, political borders, major cities, cultures, factions, pantheon, and key historical events. • Write concise profiles for 6–8 notable NPCs plus at least a dozen adventure hooks tied to the lore. • Supply a short bestiary of unique creatures or twists on classics to reinforce regional flavor. • Deliver everything in an organized, editable for...

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Freelance Ghostwriter Needed (Business/Finance/Stock Market) - Finish & Elevate 75%-Complete Manuscript Project Overview I’m seeking an experienced ghostwriter/editor to complete and professionally polish my nonfiction book in the Business/Finance/Stock Market genre. Working title: “Trading with EDGE – A Practical Playbook for Discipline, Risk, and Repeatable Profits.” The manuscript is ~75% complete and structured around a framework I conceptualized and designed (Edge, Discipline, Guard, Evolve)—with a setup library, risk model, routines, and a student workbook section. What I Need A senior-caliber ghostwriter who can: • Tighten structure & narrative flow: Ensure clear progression, remove repetition, and strengthen through-lines (FRAMEWORK acros...

Freelance Ghostwriter Needed (Business/Finance/Stock Market) - Finish & Elevate 75%-Complete Manuscript Project Overview I’m seeking an experienced ghostwriter/editor to complete and professionally polish my nonfiction book in the Business/Finance/Stock Market genre. Working title: “Trading with EDGE – A Practical Playbook for Discipline, Risk, and Repeatable Profits.” The manuscript is ~75% complete and structured around a framework I conceptualized and designed (Edge, Discipline, Guard, Evolve)—with a setup library, risk model, routines, and a student workbook section. What I Need A senior-caliber ghostwriter who can: • Tighten structure & narrative flow: Ensure clear progression, remove repetition, and strengthen through-lines (FRAMEWORK acros...

Потрібен переклад художніх коротких оповідань, без жорсткої прив’язки до конкретних авторів чи назв. Хочу отримати український текст, який зберігає атмосферу оригіналу, передає стилістику й ритм оповідання, а не просто «буквально» перекладає слова. Що маю на увазі під ідеальним результатом • сюжет і емоційний тон читаються природно, так ніби твір спочатку був написаний українською; • діалоги звучать живо й не випадають із мовної реальності персонажів; • усі культурні й мовні нюанси передано коректно, без спотворень; • фінальний файл у .docx або Google Docs, готовий до літературного редагування та верстки. Працюємо за текстами обсягом до 10 000 слів за один цикл. Надсилаю оригінал у зручному форматі, очікую попередню оцінку термінів, далі пого...

I need a skilled screenwriter to adapt my published fantasy adventure novels into screenplays. The adaptations should retain the original character development and plot twists. Key Requirements: - Preserve character development and plot twists - Use standard Hollywood screenplay format - Experience with fantasy and adventure genres Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven screenwriting experience - Strong understanding of narrative structure - Ability to translate complex worlds and plots into engaging screenplays - Familiarity with the standard Hollywood format Please provide samples of previous work and a brief outline of your approach.

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I’m looking for a skilled creative writer who can spin a tightly paced, suspense-filled story that keeps readers on edge from the opening line to the final reveal. The piece should read like classic storytelling—rich in imagery, driven by tension, and free of filler—while sounding fresh and contemporary. Here’s what I have in mind: • Genre: suspense/thriller • Style: narrative storytelling with vivid scenes, believable dialogue, and escalating stakes • Tone: darkly atmospheric rather than outright horror—think slow-burn unease that turns into a gripping climax Scope I’d like a complete first draft in a share-friendly format (Word or Google Docs) plus one revision round based on my consolidated feedback. If the collaboration clicks, I...

I’m creating a simple early-literacy program for children aged 3–5 and need fresh, engaging content that makes learning to read feel like play. The focus is purely educational, so every activity should nurture phonemic awareness, vocabulary, and a love of books. Here’s what I’d like delivered: • Five clear, 30-minute lesson outlines that build sequentially—from letter recognition to simple CVC words—using songs, rhymes, and hands-on games. • Printable, full-color flashcards and worksheets sized for home or classroom printers. • A short story (150–200 words) with vivid illustrations or illustration prompts to reinforce each lesson’s target sounds. • A one-page parent guide explaining how to extend each activity at ho...

Saya sedang menyiapkan sebuah novel bertema anti-bullying untuk pembaca remaja dan membutuhkan penulis fiksi yang dapat meramu kisah inspiratif serta heroik. Cerita harus memotret dinamika kehidupan sekolah, menunjukkan dampak nyata perundungan, lalu menuntun tokoh utama membalikkan keadaan melalui keberanian, solidaritas, dan empati. Yang saya perlukan: • Sinopsis 1–2 halaman yang merangkum premis, konflik utama, dan pesan moral. • Outline bab per bab yang memetakan alur, pengembangan karakter, serta titik-titik klimaks. • Draf novel lengkap (±40.000–50.000 kata) dengan dialog autentik remaja, latar sekolah yang hidup, dan resolusi yang memotivasi. • Dua putaran revisi setelah umpan balik saya. Gaya penulisan harus menggugah—penuh rasa tegang...

I am seeking an imaginative writer to create an original piece of fantasy writing. Whether you prefer crafting a short story, a compelling first chapter, or an outline for a longer work, the focus should be on vivid world-building, memorable characters, and a plot that draws readers in from the opening lines. Scope • Length: roughly 2,000–3,000 words (flexible if you have a stronger structural idea). • Tone: classic fantasy—think rich settings, clear stakes, and a touch of wonder. • Originality: no AI-generated or recycled content; everything must be your own creative work. • Format: submit as a clean, proofread Word document or Google Doc. What I value • A clear grasp of fantasy tropes—and the ability to twist them in fresh ways. •...

I’d like someone who can capture my mother’s life story and turn it into a polished manuscript ready for print. She lives in Ringwood, Victoria, but she is comfortable meeting over Microsoft Teams, so you don’t need to be local—just patient, empathetic, and skilled at drawing out memories remotely. Here’s what I have in mind: • Schedule and run a series of virtual interviews, guiding her through key periods of her life with thoughtfully prepared questions. • Transcribe, organise, and shape those conversations into a clear, engaging narrative that sounds like her own voice. • Edit and proofread the full text, then format it as a print-ready book (Word or InDesign is fine; include a simple layout, chapter headings, and table of contents). &...

I'm seeking an experienced ghostwriter to craft a non-fiction book on leadership and transformation in the business sector. The ideal candidate will have: - Proven experience in writing business-related content, particularly on leadership and perhaps transformation - Strong research skills to provide accurate, insightful information - Ability to write in a compelling, engaging manner - Previous experience in ghostwriting, particularly for non-fiction works Please provide samples of past work, particularly in the business genre.

I need a professional book proposal written for a professional publishing company. The job entails working from a five chapter academic manuscript of literary description. Each chapter is approx 4,000 words. A conclusion of 1,000 words is required to complete the manuscript. Attention needs to be applied to book proposal requirements: 1. A statement of aims including 3-4 paragraphs outlining the rationale behind the book. 2. Chapter headings with detailed summaries; research schedule; and manuscript length. 3. Your definition of the market. 4. A list of the main competing books. 5. Product category. I will provide a full outline of proposal requirements. Also additional information relevant to the project. Previous experience in writing professional book proposals and expertise in literar...

More details: Is this project for business or personal use? For starting a new enterprise What information should successful freelancers include in their application? Experience How soon do you need your project completed? Within a month What's your estimated budget? 1500 INR - 12500 INR

I need a writer with a solid grasp of Ayurveda to craft a complete e-book that focuses on practical Ayurvedic remedies and treatments. The aim is to give readers clear, trustworthy guidance they can apply safely at home, without drifting into vague wellness clichés or unverified claims. Please base the content on credible classical sources (Charaka Samhita, Sushruta Samhita, etc.) and modern peer-reviewed research where relevant, and weave explanations of doshas, herbs, and preparation methods into easy-to-follow sections. Tone should be friendly and instructional, suitable for a general audience new to Ayurveda yet seeking tangible solutions. Deliverables • An outline approved by me before full writing begins • 8,000–10,000 words of original, well-structur...

Saya membutuhkan penerjemah andal untuk mengalihbahasakan beberapa artikel berbahasa Inggris ke Bahasa Indonesia. Fokus saya adalah akurasi makna, kelancaran gaya, dan konsistensi terminologi—bukan sekadar terjemahan kata per kata. Lingkup kerja: • Menerjemahkan artikel (panjang bervariasi) dengan bahasa Indonesia yang alami dan mudah dibaca. • Menjaga nada tulisan asli—informal atau formal—sesuai konteks setiap artikel. • Melakukan pengecekan tata bahasa dan ejaan sebelum menyerahkan file akhir. • Mengembalikan dokumen dalam format DOCX atau Google Docs, lengkap dengan mark-up perubahan jika revisi diperlukan. Persyaratan: • Penguasaan bahasa Inggris dan Bahasa Indonesia tingkat lanjut. • Pengalaman menerjemahkan artikel, blog, ata...

I’m looking for a creative writer who can turn the quirky phrase “It’s sang at bagus good” into a light-hearted, laugh-inducing poem. Feel free to play with word-play, rhythm, and unexpected twists—just keep the tone firmly on the humorous side. What I need • One complete poem written in English (any length that feels right for the joke, though 20–40 lines usually works well). • A clear, catchy title for the poem. • Original content only—no AI-generated or recycled verses. I’ll review for wit, flow, and how cleverly you weave the odd phrase into the piece. If you have questions about direction or style, just let me know.