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    Wesite Design Imeisha left

    ...will be the hook-up page where the user is randomly matched with a user of the opposite sex. They are given the option to accept the match or decline. if one party should decline the match the match is discarded and another generated but if both accept the system should make both of them friends(if not already friends) and set a date for them. The fifth page will be the Jokes and Events page where there will be sections for jokes form us (in an List) and a list of upcoming events (info provided by admin). Subscribers will be given the option to say if they are attending an event or not and they would be able to see how many people are attending an event or not. The sixth page will be the soccer page where there will be sections for news and info on soccer and a list of mat...

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    I would like a custom landing page for my facebook page. I need to know the cost and time involved. I would like the facebook group to link to the incentivized LIKE page. Users will have to click 'like' to see the facebook page. So you can say “click like to reveal the jokes”. Similar to this page image- The winner of the project is expected to create the page images. The theme of the page is funny jokes. If you have any questions feel free to ask, i will answer all questions.

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    Hi, I have a database of lyrics, recipes and jokes in mysql and I want to use the content for wordpress. I needed a programmer to convert the mysql to wordpress db structure.

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    ...and delete. 4) Download section. a) Juke Box : We will make a page and their we will show a link which goes to this site" " b) Vedios page :- here we will show vedios with thier screenshot which showing vedios on page and link to them vedios to youtube site address link to see directly vedios on youtube vedio site.. So just linking. c) Fun Zone:- Jokes, Games, Wall Papers :- we will give you page..where users can download games, wallpapers after registration on site..Only register users can download these ganmes and wallpaers. (download) d) Mobile Stuff :- Mobile Clips, Themes, Ringtones, software(same like "c point" download) e) Images Gallery :- same like c point.(download) 5) News :- we need display news page where old automatically goes back

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    The job consist in posting in a forum with General Discussions, Religions and Politics sections. The posts must be made to refresh the activity in the forum, at least 40 words but no stupid threads like "Do you like ice-cream?". The topics can be about world news, computers related, politics, religions, your thoughts and feelings, jokes and almost anything as it is about a free community forum with only a few posting restrictions--of common sense.

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    ...and delete. 4) Download section. a) Juke Box : We will make a page and their we will show a link which goes to this site" " b) Vedios page :- here we will show vedios with thier screenshot which showing vedios on page and link to them vedios to youtube site address link to see directly vedios on youtube vedio site.. So just linking. c) Fun Zone:- Jokes, Games, Wall Papers :- we will give you page..where users can download games, wallpapers after registration on site..Only register users can download these ganmes and wallpaers. (download) d) Mobile Stuff :- Mobile Clips, Themes, Ringtones, software(same like "c point" download) e) Images Gallery :- same like c point.(download) 5) News :- we need display news page where old automatically goes back

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    ...and delete. 4) Download section. a) Juke Box : We will make a page and their we will show a link which goes to this site" " b) Vedios page :- here we will show vedios with thier screenshot which showing vedios on page and link to them vedios to youtube site address link to see directly vedios on youtube vedio site.. So just linking. c) Fun Zone:- Jokes, Games, Wall Papers :- we will give you page..where users can download games, wallpapers after registration on site..Only register users can download these ganmes and wallpaers. (download) d) Mobile Stuff :- Mobile Clips, Themes, Ringtones, software(same like "c point" download) e) Images Gallery :- same like c point.(download) 5) News :- we need display news page where old automatically goes back

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    I am looking for a site that looks just like ebaumsworld. I only need it to have videos and photos. no games audio or jokes. i would like the nav tabs to be "home" "the game" "videos" "photos" "blog" It needs to have everything else that ebaumsworld has (ie ratings sorting etc) it needs to have multple placement for ads on each page. It needs to have an admin where everything can be controlled.

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    I am looking for a site that looks just like ebaumsworld. I only need it to have videos and photos. no games audio or jokes. i would like the nav tabs to be home,the game,videos,photos,blog,about us It needs to have everything else that ebaumsworld has (ie ratings sorting features etc) it needs to have multple placement for ads on each page. When uploaded, the photos and videos need to have my logo placed on them as a watermark. It needs to have an admin where everything can be controlled

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    ...and delete. 4) Download section. a) Juke Box : We will make a page and their we will show a link which goes to this site" " b) Vedios page :- here we will show vedios with thier screenshot which showing vedios on page and link to them vedios to youtube site address link to see directly vedios on youtube vedio site.. So just linking. c) Fun Zone:- Jokes, Games, Wall Papers :- we will give you page..where users can download games, wallpapers after registration on site..Only register users can download these ganmes and wallpaers. (download) d) Mobile Stuff :- Mobile Clips, Themes, Ringtones, software(same like "c point" download) e) Images Gallery :- same like c point.(download) 5) News :- we need display news page where old automatically goes back

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    ...a dropdown menu with 5 tabs. a) Juke Box : We will make a page and their we will show a link which goes to this site" " b) Vedios page :- here we will show vedios with thier screenshot which showing vedios on page and link to them vedios to youtube site address link to see directly vedios on youtube vedio site.. So just linking. c) Fun Zone:- Jokes, Games, Wall Papers :- we will give you page..where users can download games, wallpapers after registration on site..Only register users can download these ganmes and wallpaers. (download) d) Mobile Stuff :- Mobile Clips, Themes, Ringtones, software(same like "c point" download) e) Images Gallery :- same like c point.(download) 5) News :- we need display news page where old automatically goes

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    Hello, we need expert persons (Individuals not teams) for some regular tasks having at least 5 years experience in their field. We need short and long story writers, Jokes writers and conversation Topics writer for official meetings. The writers who have the experience of writing or creating very interesting and unique stories with unique Topics and impressive morals or who can write very funny and fresh jokes and writers who can suggest conversation topics or agenda can bid on the project. Please send me 2-3 samples of your own work along with your PM. We need some experienced sports writer. The writers who have experience of writing articles or journals about different games such as Basketball, Golf, cricket, skating and many other games. The writing level should be equ...

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    Article writer needed on permanent basis, that can write articles on given keywords. for example funny sms, sms jokes, e.t.c. We will pay $10 per article. the article will be unique in contents. please reply us with your work experience. and with a sample article on topic "Short Text Messages" with 4-6 paragraphs. As well as our admin approve your writing we will select as our article writer. all projects and payments will be done through rentacoder. waiting for responces. ## Deliverables 1) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No 3rd party components unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on...

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    I need like 500 short 1 liner jokes. Jokes must be clever, popular and funny. No more than a sentence. The JOKE should be by itself only, no author no additional text with it. CSV would be best. Need this done as soon as possible possibly today. Will give excellent feedback! If you can show me a few example jokes with your bid, i will pick you right away. You can do this manually or use a tool to scrap the net, your choice. I need this ASAP within a few hours of this post, Thankyou

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    ...your sites, similar work with an actual traffic and ranking report, and a few incoming links for that project you developed). -References to similar successfully completed projects to indicate your work quality. -A description of SEO techniques you will be using and how you intend to obtain the links during the project timeline. Need serious bidders who can deliver results in real time not jokes. Payment will be paid via paypal. web site is Thank you for bidding....

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    ...Internet/affiliate marketing for at least a year. Have never considered offline marketing, but after reading the ad you want to give it a try. Are not repulsed by the idea of working for a small startup. Speak English. Work well with massive amounts of freedom, but need a manager stay motivated. Have some idea how to get clientele in the server/hosting industry very fast. Will at least humor our bad jokes with a chuckle, and won’t scream obscenities at us. Are totally committed to a project once it’s begun and never leave a client hanging. Have no interest in ever running an affiliate program on your own. Don’t market for a living, but do it from the time you get home to the time you go to bed. Don’t hate Linux. Are a reformed spammer, or someon...

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    ...other GAF project) what to do with precision. For example, take a couple of hand drawings and a turn them into an expanded power point presentation or a word doc for website copy. I do not want a mindless drone who just types things. I want someone who has opinions to share and can collaborate ideas, someone who will be interested in the project itself and if I am really lucky, laugh at my bad jokes. You should be comfortable with Team Viewer ( it's free) because that may be the easiest way to collaborate on occasion. You should be comfortable in trying to keep me organized and on schedule (and on budget if possible) Feel free to ask questions on the PMB about anything you don't understand or are not clear about. We don't prepay any work. We will plac...

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    Blogger needed Imeisha left

    Hello, I need a blogger to write articles about design, software used for art, news, SEO ways , things related to web and graphic development. If you already have a blog about this please post your link. What you need to bid for: 1 article We will give a subject each week on what to...need a blogger to write articles about design, software used for art, news, SEO ways , things related to web and graphic development. If you already have a blog about this please post your link. What you need to bid for: 1 article We will give a subject each week on what to write on, of course you can coem with your own ideeas. The articles need to be fun to read , some good jokes and sarcasm. This is a long term job, probably for a few years. G...

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    ...your sites, similar work with an actual traffic and ranking report, and a few incoming links for that project you developed). -References to similar successfully completed projects to indicate your work quality. -A description of SEO techniques you will be using and how you intend to obtain the links during the project timeline. Need serious bidders who can deliver results in real time not jokes. Payment will be paid via paypal. web site is Thank you for bidding....

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    This is for brand new website and it needs strong SEO for kick start and need for submission to major web search engines (example.. , , ). We are looking for an expert SEO professional to rank a US based website in Google at top 10 or better if possible. Just like everyone else our goal is to maxim...your sites, similar work with an actual traffic and ranking report, and a few incoming links for that project you developed). -References to similar successfully completed projects to indicate your work quality. -A description of SEO techniques you will be using and how you intend to obtain the links during the project timeline. Need serious bidders who can deliver results in real time not jokes. Payment will be paid via paypal. Looking forward to hear from you.

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    I need 10 texts in perfect English, the length of each of the...humor, sometimes ironic (but subtle, not the exaggerated irony!). The texts should be interesting to general audience. The topics of the texts are: 1. Strange phobias. 2. The most bizarre sports in the world 3. Why the programs like Dance with the Stars are so pupular? 4. Genesis of the „Family Guy”, description of the jokes from this series 5. Self-ignition of humans 6. Haunted castles 7. The best comedians in the USA and the UK - what are the topics of their jokes and why they are so popular. 8. Women in the NYC - is the picture of them depicted in "Sex in the City" real or unreal? 9. Facebook phenomenon. 10. Absurdity laws in various states in the USA I can pay for the se...

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    ...Internet/affiliate marketing for at least a year. Have never considered offline marketing, but after reading the ad you want to give it a try. Are not repulsed by the idea of working for a small startup. Speak English. Work well with massive amounts of freedom, but need a manager stay motivated. Have some idea how to get clientele in the server/hosting industry very fast. Will at least humor our bad jokes with a chuckle, and won’t scream obscenities at us. Are totally committed to a project once it’s begun and never leave a client hanging. Have no interest in ever running an affiliate program on your own. Don’t market for a living, but do it from the time you get home to the time you go to bed. Don’t hate Linux. Are a reformed spammer...

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    I want to start a website which will have jokes, funny pictures and funny videos. I am not good at HTML so I need a way to enter jokes, pics, videos from time to time in a very user friendly way. And I should also have an easy understanding as to how to arrange each content in its category like animal jokes, relationship jokes, blond jokes, pics, videos etc. ## Deliverables I am also interested in having a user forum where user can enter their jokes.

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    iKeepsies Classic Marbles is a game for the iPhone and iPod Touch. Players can sort through their graphic ma...images at this URL are samples. We hope that the entertainment value of the game will be in the crazy marble designs that push the limits of what can be a marble. Eyeballs and planets won't work, but a moon with an orbiting space ship would be ok. We want to have numerous series of interesting animations, which can be political cartoons, visual jokes, puns, references to famous art, or what ever you can imagine animating in less 1 - 3 seconds. The finished art can be delivered in several formats. You can either send the series of still images, or a flash animation, or a movie (.mov) file from which we can export the still images.

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    iKeepsies Classic Marbles is a game for the iPhone and iPod Touch. Players can sort through their graphic ma...images at this URL are samples. We hope that the entertainment value of the game will be in the crazy marble designs that push the limits of what can be a marble. Eyeballs and planets won't work, but a moon with an orbiting space ship would be ok. We want to have numerous series of interesting animations, which can be political cartoons, visual jokes, puns, references to famous art, or what ever you can imagine animating in less 1 - 3 seconds. The finished art can be delivered in several formats. You can either send the series of still images, or a flash animation, or a movie (.mov) file from which we can export the still images.

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    ...WAP-based storefront with Single Sign On capabilities • Wide-ranging device support including, Nokia, Motorola, Samsung, Sony Ericsson, Siemens, Sanyo, LG and more • Support of SMS/MMS-services: • Delivery of multimedia content upon request (ring tones, real tones, images, video, games, applications etc.); • informational and entertaining SMS services upon request and by subscription (horoscopes, jokes, toasts, information services, financial information etc.); • interactive SMS services (voting, quizzes, contests, drawing of prizes, lottery, polls, tests, mobile coupons); • mobile communication (mobile dating, SMS-chat, TV-chat); Deliverable • Installation, configuration and launching of the platform in our servers; • Config...

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    I need someone that has content skills and enjoys smoking marijuana for a project. You just enjoy movies like half baked and tv shows like family guy and southpark. I need somone to go to other related sites and find funny content for the site. I need this done for 20 pages of content for example 10 best stoner films, cartoons smoking weed picture, pot related jokes and marijuana related streaming videos. I need this person to be able to look at keyword data and use their best judgment to provide articles that will bring traffic also I need them to use our amazon affiliate program to select items for sale on the pages they create. Also bookmarking articles on top social bookmarking and web 2.0 sites. I am also interested in a profit share arrangement.

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    I wish to build a joke broadcast website. On the website I will post jokes, using an admin interface. Visitors to the site can read the the jokes, but more importantly, then can sign up to receive the jokes on their iPhones (probably in the form of an App), through email, and possibly SMS. If possible, I would also like a Facebook application where Facebook users can receive the jokes. ## Deliverables I am aware this project includes many applications. I guess the iPhone and Website are most important. I am doing this more out of fun and creativity than to make money. Please keep this in mind when making your bid. The work I do is generally very innovative and often gets a great deal of media attention. This could be an exceptional part of ...

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    ...clear the DB of all Posts - Ability to grab Title from Movie (Button to turn on or off ) - Ability to grab Text from Movie (Button to turn on or off ) - Ability to grab movieKeywords (Button to turn on or off ) - Button to grab now - Group and Keyword Field - Posts must be viewable in the Posteditor from Wordpress - Categorys will be created by the Plugin Example: Keyword: fun, car, jokes or lol | Category: Fun Keyword: girl, tit , show or something else | Category: Girls and more ... and more... 16 Categories One Blog can contain about 16 Category's The Cronjob make a search on YouTube Store it in the Database and if the cron job or my own klick grab again... it only takes the diff and add the new videos.. Site Interface: - Create Automaticly a Blog en...

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    ...clear the DB of all Posts - Ability to grab Title from Movie (Button to turn on or off ) - Ability to grab Text from Movie (Button to turn on or off ) - Ability to grab movieKeywords (Button to turn on or off ) - Button to grab now - Group and Keyword Field - Posts must be viewable in the Posteditor from Wordpress - Categorys will be created by the Plugin Example: Keyword: fun, car, jokes or lol | Category: Fun Keyword: girl, tit , show or something else | Category: Girls and more ... and more... 16 Categories One Blog can contain about 16 Category's The Cronjob make a search on YouTube Store it in the Database and if the cron job or my own klick grab again... it only takes the diff and add the new videos.. Site Interface: - Create Automaticly a Blog en...

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    ...finish 4 of the chapters and give the remaining chapters for the ghost writer to finish writing 3. Finish writing the whole chapters and just need EDITING and PROOFREADING. So then - I need to know how or how much you're charging for ghost writing? How or how much you're charging for editing/proofreading? My style of writing this book: (not required - just letting you know) 1. Injecting jokes or positioning as a funny author or with sense of humor. 2. Injecting religious ideas but positioning myself on the practical side of faith or the combination of both. Timeframe for delivery: I need to finish this book within 3-4 weeks but I am negotiable. Specific details about the book and instructions will be given to the winning service provider (word doc file)...

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    ...clear the DB of all Posts - Ability to grab Title from Movie (Button to turn on or off ) - Ability to grab Text from Movie (Button to turn on or off ) - Ability to grab movieKeywords (Button to turn on or off ) - Button to grab now - Group and Keyword Field - Posts must be viewable in the Posteditor from Wordpress - Categorys will be created by the Plugin Example: Keyword: fun, car, jokes or lol | Category: Fun Keyword: girl, tit , show or something else | Category: Girls and more ... and more... 16 Categories One Blog can contain about 16 Category's The Cronjob make a search on YouTube Store it in the Database and if the cron job or my own klick grab again... it only takes the diff and add the new videos.. Site Interface: - Create Automaticly a Blog en...

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    I am looking for namely: Text Pictures Video Audio I do not expect the content you add to be unique, but it must be from public domain and not contain any copy rights. At the same time I do not want a bulk humor database bought and the content just dumped on to the site. The idea is to be very selective of the content, it should be extremely funny, viral and current (jokes about Clinton are not current). The topics should be hot topics. Besides the "text" category , all other categories should have a decent amount of substance to it. For example: Posting a single funny picture is not acceptable. It should be a collection of pictures relevant to the post or should have an attached a humorous explanation of the picture etc. As you ca...

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    ...) - moduÅ‚: wywiady, recenzje, wyprawy, felietony, wiersze, opowiadania, dowcipy, humor (powielone na podstawie takiego moduÅ‚u jak ten: ) - moduÅ‚ noclegów (podziaÅ‚ na kategorie system drzewek, możliwość dodawania takich opcji jak: zdjÄ™cie, video, (jak np w module jokes and humor, dodawanie w postaci zakÅ‚adek opis, cennik, wolne terminy (np: przy użyciu wewnÄ™trznego ogólnego kalendarza dla np: wszystkich posiadanych pokoi, domków etc, galeria zdjęć, filmików w osobnej zakÅ‚adce, ocena ( z uwagi na takie dane jak tutaj: ,1 (np: w postaci sond, które wypeÅ‚niajÄ… zarejestrowani użytkownicy), dane kontaktowe

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    I need an Android Joke Application. What I need: 1. When you start up the app, it should show categories of jokes. This page should be scroll view so that users can scroll up and down to choose a category. There might be a number of categories. 2. Each category of jokes will be in it's own xml file, so I can edit the jokes. 3. Once user clicks and chooses a category it will show the first joke. 4. Random Generator to pick random joke to display first. 5. User will click the "right" button to go to the next joke, or click on the "left" button to go back to the previous joke. They click on the "home" button to go back to the categories page. I uploaded a jpg picture that I made to show how the app should look.

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    I need someone that has content skills and enjoys smoking marijuana for a project. You just enjoy movies like half baked and tv shows like family guy and southpark. I need somone to go to other related sites and find funny content for the site. I need this done for 20 pages of content for example 10 best stoner films, cartoons smoking weed picture, pot related jokes and marijuana related streaming videos. I need this person to be able to look at keyword data and use their best judgment to provide articles that will bring traffic also I need them to use our amazon affiliate program to select items for sale on the pages they create. Also bookmarking articles on top social bookmarking and web 2.0 sites. I am also interested in a profit share arrangement.

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    Hi, My need is very simple. I need a good graphics design that can make a great, professional and good looking site(Background, header, logo, forum signature image(animated Jpg), twitter icon, ...be similar to site background), youtube icon, and youtube background/theme). I know that is a long list, but after you make the icon and background, everything else will be simple. I need this done in good time... and if the result is good, you can do the same thing for my second site. This site is a mobile tech site, so it talks about phones, tablets, laptops.... and it has alot of jokes, because "were mobile tech news is always good and funny" is our moto. BONUS: If you can do a video, ill add the extra, if you would do a video intro for the sites youtube videos. ...

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    i need the best there is to make me a myspace layout representing my web design business please no jokes i need the real deal.. must have feedback or you will not get the job.. need samples of your graphics.. budget is $50

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    i want jokes in german they can be from the internet about 800 that has no adult or racial content... and to be very funny if not funny i wont pay the man who get the jokes need to know german if he dose not know german i will not pay him the man cant use google trnslate

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    ... I need a small job finished and made to work. I had someone else work on it that quit mid way through. We would like this Theme... and to add: * Comment filtering * Automatic emailing of postings to subscribers using google's mailer [it currently does this well.] * Calendar * Donate button * Video Page * Games and jokes like in the one she has now [some plugins are in there already but we need more.] to be put in a games page. * Chat capability [filtered] [plugin already in but we need to secure it with the overall registration] * Existing Logo with new color scheme to match theme colors * Existing Posts and pics to be transfered. Cannot be lost. * Profile creator with gravatar function [already uploaded]

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    Joke Writer Imeisha left

    I write facts about people and you write jokes about them. Need these jokes for speech. You help me write speech as well.

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    ...knowledge. We have static website attached screenshot of website page.. and we need to update few pages on our site. On download section section we will provide the design of pages in PSD format. we need admin for that pages also to update their imformation..we already have so you need to work on that CMS admin...it's simple On download Tab we have 3 submenu...wallpapers,screensavers, games and jokes. and on shedules tab we 4 pages which is alosmost same pages..for all 4 subpages..so it's easy to update on site. also need little bit formating on few pages like somewhere we need to make text font colour type things...this is very easy job who know CSS good. We have 2 more website on which we need few more work...but we need to complete this first..and will open new b...

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    Hello There, I'm in need of auto tweeting script. Option I needed - * password protected admin panel. * a input page where I can submit and save tweets for posting future random tweets.(exp.: quotes, phrase, jokes etc.) * import tweets from txt file and keep them save in above list. * accounts input page where I can save at-least 10 accounts * post random tweet by choosing a random account from a certain time. * after specific tweets(like every 10-15 tweets) auto mention a random follower from my list and tweet. PS: better if has some kind of database system, as have I have hosting already. PSS: I'm also looking long time relations as I want to update script time to time as twitter will update there system.

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    ...Marc, a new sales rep for a French ERP software company in Bordeaux "Ultimate ERP", is recruited to sell the ERP software to others countries. He is married to Sarah, and have 1 son called Sebastien. The short story can be a dialogue between Marc (the "hero") and his teammates, or talking to himself. He mades his demonstration with a IT guy Ludovic. They become friend. It can be humorous with jokes, fun…. Examples of story to tell for the 30 lessons (you don't have to stick to it, it is the big lines): 1. A new guy arrive in the company (Marc) and is in charge of selling the software worldwide. He introduce himself and telling what he has done before (selling software for a worldwide software editor) … 2. Henry, The boss is expla...

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    This is a project for 50 articles with a 300-400 word count Articles must be 100% original! Must pass must sound like a native american writting. I will have all rights to articles when accepted articles are completed. As for the topic: my website is www . red eye comedy . com each article will ne...homepage - one to get people to submit cartoons smoking weed - submit girls smoking weed pictures and videos - submit funny pics of weed - also an article about each of those topics for those pages - top ten list of sites with those topics - top ten list of those topics - ten best stoner movies/cartoons, etc. keywords are: cartoons smoking weed girls smoking weed funny pics of weed weed jokes red eyes Long-term work if quality is good. Thanks

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    ...month. Every month we will give you our software pick of the month to include in the newsletter and you will have to write a small paragraph about the software and why it is useful or beneficial. A download link will be included for users to download directly from the newsletter. Another thing to include is a computer joke, this joke must be a clean funny joke. Occasionally we will supply topics, jokes, etc. for you to elaborate on. Every once in a while we will want a coupon included for service, hardware or software. Below are some examples of possible topics: Our Windows 7 Tip of the Month 5 Ways to Speed up your computer This month’s Maintenance Tip Our Software Pick of the Month PLEASE READ: Your bid is for your first newsletter only, if we decide to choose ...

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    ...a funny joke to tell you... etc etc etc etc This is just an example but I need scripts like this for audio greeting cards. Each script will have variables that the user can select to customize the card. You must come up with 30 or more variables for each insert in the script that we will record in the studio. I am looking for creativity and ideas for holidays, occasions, funny scripts, pranks, jokes, anniversaries, etc Send me some of your ideas or samples to be considered for this project. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows? (depending on the nature? of the deliverables): a)? For web sites or? other server-si...

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    Hello, We would like this Theme... and to add: * Comment filtering * Automatic emailing of postings to subscribers using google's mailer [it currently does this well.] * Calendar * Donate button * Games and jokes like in the one she has now [some plugins are in there already but we need more.] to be put in a games page. * Chat capability [filtered] [plugin already in but we need to secure it with the overall registration] * Existing Logo with new color scheme to match theme colors * Existing Posts and pics to be transfered. Cannot be lost. * Profile creator with gravatar function [already uploaded] * There are other plugins that were downloaded that should be considered and I would like suggestions of any other

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    I have a suite of dumb soundboard apps. I need you to port one of them to android so then I can change some filenames and port them all over to android myself. Here is the link to my app. ;uo=6 It's super simple. Just make it work on Android. I will send you a rough wireframe and the entire build in xcode. It's basically 5 screens 1) A splash page 2-5) A background image, admob on the bottom, and 9 buttons (press a button hear a .mp3) You just build it in android with all the same asset filenames, etc.. You should have Iphone or simulator so you can run my app and see how it works, and android sdk. You also should be familiar with android SDK so I can bug you with questions about it. If you

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    ...isn't needed for this website. So you can build just tables with border="1". The design will be created later. * Need CMS system: can edit jokes, delete theim, create categories, insert jokes, no user sign-up.; * Need from CMS that I can add how many languages I want and edit the all site text, categories etc.; * Need rate system for each joke (one IP can rate 1 joke 1 time, user can leave comment once in 10min.); * Anti-spam system that can't inject database. Our insert illegal name string like Fu.., sh.. or smth.; * Show somewhere best 10 jokes of day/week/month/all time; * In each categorie belown menu show how much jokes are there (the count); * Banner can be added; * All text in admin panel must have WYSIWYG. I can pay f...

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