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    Need a drawing of my father it’s his 60th birthday and want kinda like a funny cartoon character of him with a golf club and have Danny’s 60th on the bottom. I’m going to put the picture on golf balls.

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    I have many cool quotes to put on t-shirts. The Quotes and images should have an ironic spin to them. (Note the Company logo...) Ill be awarding multiple entries!!! So just do the best you can and please don't compare to anything you have seen before, and especially not to the other designers entries. JUST DO YOU. ;) There should be an image and

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    Convert cars. Detect car from picture and transform this into funny proportions you must make a coding that will do this (so no Manual work).

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    talented comedian copywriter for TV/Media commercial We own a web application and we need you to do copywriting for our commercial and rewrite the flow what we deliver to the potential customer so at the end of the video he will be convinced to try our software for 7 days free. This is commercial will run on Youtube and Facebook mostly so it have

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    In the attachment you will find a text. Please rewrite it in poem form (rhyme). The poem should have a simple language. The audience is not native English speakers. So please only use simple, very common words.

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    Complete my website [login to view URL] its 90% done, some backend part for creating app is pending, need it to finish it ASAP. Its developed using: Codeigniter 3 Budget: 1000 INR More detail will be discuss to selected person

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    I am looking for 100 funny, adorable or thought provoking comic images that are related to unhealthy or healthy eating lifestyle. I have attached some examples for your reference.

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    I need to edit and proofread of children books. also make it fun with rhythm and rhyme. This is a continuous project.

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    I want to edit the last scene of the Dark Knight from batman and create my own funny video. I want to faceswap Batman's face with Jerome Powell's and faceswap Lt. Gordon's with Donald Trump. Also want to faceswap Harvey Dent with Ben Bernanke. Additionally I would slightly edit some of the script in order for the script to match the personnel changes

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    I need to edit and proofread of children books. also make it fun with rhythm and rhyme. This is a continuous project.

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    Hello, I need a logo for my brand. Here is the style I am looking for: [login to view URL] The pictures are not from me. If you can re-create this style then send me a message :) I would love to see a sample or an example from you in this style so if you have please send me as well :)

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    We have 3M+ Facebook Followers So we are Searching for Video makers who work with us

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    Hi guys, I want especially unique, funny, explanation, compilation or if you believe that original yes original videos around 10 to 15 minutes of videos. I will use these videos on my youtube channel.

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    I need Best Urdu writer who can create best funny drama scripts in urdu for my youtube videos.

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    We are looking for a copywriter who can provide 3 high quality captions which are interesting and humorous about famous bodybuilders we have selected. . WHEN YOU ARE AWARDED THIS CONTEST, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO TAKE ON A LARGER PROJECT (more than 30 captions) SO PLEASE PROVIDE YOUR BEST SAMPLES. We will present the terms of that larger project after

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    I need a logo designed. My company’s name is Down for the Paws We sell pet related apparel and accessories that are funny and edgy with proceeds going to support animal rescue groups. I am looking for a logo that fits us and our company goals

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    Want someone who can Teach how to make Nursery rhyme animation videos step by step. Anyone who have experience & have YouTube channel regarding it would be [login to view URL] Note I want to learn it step by step.

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    I am getting my website designed in January and need an author bio. I am relatively new, so do not have any awards to include. I write children's nonfiction, in rhyme form. I need something short and fun to read. I have attached a picture of my logo character. Thank you.

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    ...contain the curve part of our logo (attached as a PhotoShop file). It might be part of the face, body or a badge on a uniform. When developing our characters please consider how these might be animated in the future and think very simply. If succesful in this competition we will probably hire you make a further eight characters. To enter the competition

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    ... Duration of each rhyme would be 1.5 mins to 2 mins. Budget is fixed that is 50-100$ per rhyme depending upon length and complexity of lighting required. A good lighting artist won't require more than 1-2 day to finish one rhyme. As workload is more, more than one lighting artist would be required. This job was posted from a mobile device, so please

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    ... Duration of each rhyme would be 1.5 mins to 2 mins. Budget is fixed that is 50-100$ per rhyme depending upon length and complexity of lighting required. A good lighting artist won't require more than 1-2 day to finish one rhyme. As workload is more, more than one lighting artist would be required. This job was posted from a mobile device, so please

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    Hello ghostwriters I need someone who can create me an rap text which i can rap on a beat we already have. I will provide you some informations about the text about what it is and what you have to highlight and put in the text. etc.. i need someone who is good in finding the perfect rhyme etc...

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    Design project Imeisha left

    I need some graphic design. Nursery rhyme animation videos

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    Looking to find the right animator to creat multiple videos, kid based, nursery rhymes and children’s stories.

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    The winner gets a $5,000 task (with more $$$ lined up). You make us laugh, you win. Simple. *** Read the Brief (instructions) here: [login to view URL]

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    Trophy icon Funny 40th Birthday Koozie Design Imeisha left

    Im looking for a funny females 40th Birthday design that I can use to print on a beer koozie. It needs to be single color cymk, vector, editable, transparent background and in .pdf format. Below is the info for the birthday girl: Name: Marina Birthdate: 1/29/1979 For anyone that doesn't know what a beer koozie is, I have attached an image.

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    I need a good rap written for me with a day turn around, its a disstrack, I will give you the information and you can rhyme it for me. Pay tomorrow

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    I would like to create a funny email to the customer who bought my product on Amazon. Email should be in the form of a funny story. The email should ask to give a good review and 5 stars.

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    Make these people look older and put them in nightgowns and robes. Funny picture. Make me laugh

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    I have a photo of myself and family. I want someone to put us in hairnets and gowns like we're old.

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    Dear English/Mandarin translators: I am only looking for a tiny translation. I just need the name of a beauty salon translated. The project sounds very easy but it can be quite a challenge. You have to be a very creative writer to translate this English name into Mandarin. Here is why: I have written an fantasy novel for children, which is...

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    In need of a good funny memes for basketball

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    funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes funny bball memes

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    Weird Christmas gift requires an illustration of a medieval court style scene with monkeys and cats along with our family's faces included in medieval garb (me, girlfriend and baby). Weird I know but an inside joke! Looking for either a photo shop or proper illustration. Will provide more detailed instructions upon request!

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    I'd like a funny and dynamic video that show a carousel of dishes and activity in the kitchen of this restaurant. i'll give you pics, video and music. need within 1 day. budget is 8-9 euro. please write in your brief ''hello mayaa''.

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    Trophy icon Draw a funny mascot Imeisha left

    ...to represent the accessories being sold on a small website as ones that will stay with them for life. They are not disposable, but will be treasured and faithful - like beloved dog who is a friend. We need: A picture of Astrodog with his owner. His owner is using a Telescope (Suggest a refractor or a reflector - must be recognisable). Pe...

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    ...bodyboarding brand. Soon I plan to start advertising on social media and I will need lots of ad content. I need someone who I can rely on for heaps of work throughout the year. Who can dish up work regularly and ideally even take control of the social media pages over time. I attached a photo of a competitor photo/ad. I <...

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    im looking for freelancer who can work on 2d high quality rhyme rhyme

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    I need help putting our faces on some funny images for our Holiday card this year. I really want it to look realistic and professional. Please only respond if you have experience in this. Thank you!

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    Hello, we have 7 cinema movies á 1 - 1.5 min and we need to replace the heads with the heads from our team to make a funny video for our company christmas party. We need the final video files latest on 29.11.2018 20 pm - Picture Name is the name of the video: 1.Thor-Dimitrios Pashalidis-Szene (2)-stripe: Replace Thor head with Dimitrios head,

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    Trophy icon Funny Christmas card Imeisha left

    ...20) So I had them photoshopped into the family Christmas card. I supplied a few photos of my two boys, cut and pasted them onto a great picture of the Santa sitting in this big fancy chair. They also put funny frowns on their faces. I supplied examples of the last few years to get an idea of what the result I am looking for is. This year I<...

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    i have a script and i want a audio of min 2.30 min of one rhyme. In this many lines will be repeated.

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    Trophy icon Make a funny logo for a bar Imeisha left

    Hello freelancers, Today we need a funny logo, We want a big whale, smiling and smoking a cigar, wearing the uncle sam hat and holding a glass of mojito. The name of the bar should be written around : LE CAFÉ FUMANT Regards, ADN Trading

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    I am doing a presentation in 12 hours about the funny stories of my life. the story is me going from an Indian guy with a typical IT job to a traveller and then opening a backpackers hostel.I have the stories, i need to brainstorm with someone how they should be told and presented I will need someone with creative humor writi...

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    Looking for someone to help me write a nursery rhyme/picture book for preschool children. This book is meant to be read aloud to the child. The word count can range from 100 to 500 words. I have a story floating around in my head but I need someone to help me get it on paper. **************************************************************...

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    Hi, my name is Vijay and I'm looking for funny animation video series with a minimum of 30 videos.

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    My children's book is a very simple bed time story for toddlers. Approx, 11 pages of text and 11 of images. Rhyming words with illustrations to bring the story to life, each rhyme is around 1-2 sentences. Total of 11 images plus a cover. The story is based on a child that is soon to have a sibling come along. I've included an example of

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    Looking for a quick "Happy Birthday" verse or two.

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    Write a 6-line birthday invite poem for a 5-year old girl's birthday party. It has to be short and sweet. It should be fun in parts and should convey the message perfectly.

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    Business brief: Timeless Inc. is a digital agency specialising in creative strategy, online marketing, and advertising. Timeless Inc. helps medium sized businesses scale their brands by providing unique online marketing and social advertising, creative brand strategy, digital storytelling, and productisation methodologies. Timeless Inc. provides their

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